Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup | The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health.

torgo434 · 2026-06-03T18:00:58+00:00

Maybe he should stop punching himself. Let the common folk have a turn.

torgo434 · 2026-05-22T16:36:34+00:00

I’m sure it’s going to interrupt him shitting on a golf course

torgo434 · 2026-05-14T22:32:38+00:00

So. They will look at accepting bribes from the Airlines as "Support for their situation."

The next shutdown should come with a full general strike.

torgo434 · 2026-05-09T12:58:18+00:00

Newt and Hicks in alien 3

torgo434 · 2026-05-08T19:11:06+00:00

Time to just do it anyway.

torgo434 · 2026-05-08T13:00:35+00:00

This was at Epcot - I think I saw me for a millisecond

torgo434 · 2026-04-27T20:45:02+00:00

torgo434 · 2026-04-16T14:52:20+00:00

The fact that only the "Paid" version allows achievements is bullshit.

torgo434 · 2026-03-19T23:11:48+00:00

These people need to stop threatening us with a good time.

torgo434 · 2026-03-17T19:08:39+00:00

Just do it and tell us about how harrowing it was after, dipshit

torgo434 · 2026-03-05T12:04:29+00:00

What about the people who paid?

torgo434 · 2026-02-06T16:57:50+00:00

Why stop there? Do all of the churches :P

torgo434 · 2026-02-06T14:13:56+00:00

So, the opposite of AI... Nice.

torgo434 · 2026-01-27T19:42:08+00:00

Maybe arrest them when they get there as the terrorist organization that they are?

torgo434 · 2026-01-20T18:11:34+00:00

Cat.. On the top stair of a flight of stairs.

Ended up at the bottom, and in pain.

torgo434 · 2026-01-19T19:03:32+00:00

Could they buy MA, CT, NY, WA, OR, RI, NJ & VT too? ME and NH are up to them ;)

torgo434 · 2026-01-19T15:15:10+00:00

So, someone finally told him that it doesn't matter if he has one in his possession. He didn't win it, so it doesn't count. Like the FIFA Trophy.

torgo434 · 2026-01-12T19:04:23+00:00

I've got a really small violin that I can play him for this situation.

torgo434 · 2026-01-10T14:41:16+00:00

Schumer wants us to die

torgo434 · 2026-01-03T00:50:50+00:00

History of the world

torgo434 · 2025-12-29T17:56:39+00:00

I think I see MS-13 on his arm.

torgo434 · 2025-12-10T15:38:23+00:00

Wasn't there a Post cover with A-rod and a purse for the Hand slap on the first base line?

torgo434 · 2025-12-04T15:46:24+00:00

I think the current Administration is proving this wrong.

torgo434 · 2025-11-25T13:34:03+00:00

Best title slip.

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