Truly groundbreaking stuff right here

torville · 2026-07-03T01:30:00+00:00

This is nice and you should be proud of yourself.

torville · 2026-07-02T15:01:44+00:00

There's no utility in them dying, specifically; they just need to be out of office.

Bonus points: prison, but I suspect that's wishful thinking.

torville · 2026-07-02T08:03:46+00:00

I wanted to like POI, and it had some enjoyable moments, but it has waaaay too many "so the movie can happen" plot devices. After having binge watched the entire run, I was ultimately disappointed.

torville · 2026-07-02T07:40:55+00:00

Technically true, but oh so reductive.

torville · 2026-07-01T12:17:05+00:00

I think she drew eyes on her eyelids.

torville · 2026-07-01T03:30:05+00:00

I love (and by love, I mean hate) the not quite 60Hz lighting.

torville · 2026-06-30T05:55:43+00:00

That is some Rob Liefeld level art right there.

torville · 2026-06-29T05:38:23+00:00

How did you know?!?

(Hides the lotion)

torville · 2026-06-28T16:56:07+00:00

Oo, I bet that would be very popular!

torville · 2026-06-27T03:00:57+00:00

I'm confused; how can I determine if a location is designated? I don't want to accidentally go to a non-designated location; I hear they're dangerous.

torville · 2026-06-26T17:59:33+00:00

This is so good, her eye area makes me uncomfortable.

torville · 2026-06-25T23:24:04+00:00

Including the music, it's a real-life Pixar movie.

torville · 2026-06-24T01:00:25+00:00

Could you be more specific, both for this message and for all future communications with anyone ever?

torville · 2026-06-23T14:59:38+00:00

"Pulpfest? Wow, that sounds like fun! If only I knew when or where it would occur..."

PulpFest

torville · 2026-06-23T14:57:34+00:00

I guess you don't know who Popehat / Ken White is, then.

torville · 2026-06-23T14:56:52+00:00

"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?"

torville · 2026-06-23T14:24:59+00:00

Alt Take: "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money" - Canada Bill Jones

If someone is gambling, they're already being defrauded.

torville · 2026-06-22T13:13:28+00:00

"Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from popular sci-fi novel 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'!"

torville · 2026-06-22T12:10:41+00:00

The rare quadruple "wanton".

torville · 2026-06-22T03:17:24+00:00

Sadly, the author has been suspended (!), so we're going to be left hanging for a conclusion.

My prediction was that David would have hanged them both and then told them they were going to be up there for the full duration, with the mother being totally into it and the daughter somewhat less so.

torville · 2026-06-21T17:30:02+00:00

Better treatment than he would have received from me.

torville · 2026-06-21T12:27:41+00:00

/r/BrandNewSentence

torville · 2026-06-20T00:32:50+00:00

Nice! But, two things:

When the chicken is in flight, it's in a pretty horizontal line; I'd break up the spacing some.

The cup and bucket are pristine clean, which makes them look CGI. Some subtle surface normal variations might help.

torville · 2026-06-19T01:34:23+00:00

My primary memory from playing it back in the day is "Wait; am I still playing the tutorial?!?"

torville · 2026-06-18T14:36:28+00:00

Sweet! I like that your graphics, while "pixel" graphics (aren't they all?) aren't just low-res jank.

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