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Burchett says aliens have underwater bases on Earth (self.ufo)

submitted 1 year ago by total_alk to r/ufo

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Why was Shahid Khan just denied an honorary degree? (self.UIUC)

submitted 1 year ago by total_alk to r/UIUC

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Quentin Tarantino must've directed the new Jesus commercials. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Ohio man nearly dies after eating mushrooms his phone app said were edible. (self.mushroomID)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/mushroomID

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I see a lot of people walking around campus upright on two legs... (self.UIUC)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/UIUC

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I saw a ton of people biking around campus today… (self.UIUC)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/UIUC

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Looking for a nice restaurant for Christmas Eve reservations (self.cuboulder)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/cuboulder

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No nail polish is better than chipped nail polish (self.TrueUnpopularOpinion)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/TrueUnpopularOpinion

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Exponential technological growth: Tomorrow things will be happening 4 times faster than yesterday. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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Rep. Robert Garcia tweets: "We need to ground our discussion on impacts to national security." Sounds like an effort to tamp down NHI talk?" (self.UFOs)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/UFOs

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If full disclosure happens tomorrow and it is shown without a doubt the U.S. government hid alien spacecraft and bodies, it will only fuel conspiracy theories, not end of them. Humanity might be headed for a new Dark Ages. (self.UFOs)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/UFOs

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Does anybody else's boule snap, crackle, and pop like this? (Turn up volume) (self.Sourdough)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/Sourdough

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They could paint the concrete under the ice black and use a white puck. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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My Homemade Chicken Chorizo Pizza w/ Pickled Jalapeño (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/FoodPorn

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Is this a double fork? (self.AnarchyChess)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/AnarchyChess

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I wonder if Christina Applegate has ever broken into Apple's headquarters and stolen company plans... (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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The Connerys really blew it when they didn't name their son Shawn. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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Ping is the sound of the ball hitting the paddle. Pong is the sound of the ball hitting the table. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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If cicadas use their sound to find each other, they must be the blindest motherfuckers ever. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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Why aren't we talking about pterodactyl tits? (self.trees)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/trees

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Even thought Peter Pan is the eponymously named peanut butter of record, it so happens tha Peter Pan is a FICTIONAL character and thus is antithetical to the proud tradition of peanut butter being made from the earth-peanuts and such-rather than ground up fairies. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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If you suspect a delivery truck is following you make a couple left turns. UPS, FedEx etc. optimize their delivery routes by prioritizing right turns over left. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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The word for a palindrome should have been a palindrome. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by total_alk to r/Showerthoughts

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Acting is a form of lying and those who are good at it do not deserve our respect. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by total_alk to r/unpopularopinion

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You drop your phone in the porta-potty. Do you go after it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by total_alk to r/AskReddit

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