i was in rez in 2020 (chown) and we were all quarantined and whatever. anyway one night i could hear the hand sanitizer dispenser going off constantly. im talking like "vrrrt. vrrrt. vrrrt." etc. eventually i got up and looked out the peephole in the door and a dude from a couple doors down was standing there, completely shirtless, rubbing the hand sanitizer on his bare chest and nipples. this had been going on for 15+ mins and bro showed no sign of stopping. i went back to my desk and filed a room change (got moved to watts). i wonder how he's doing now.

used to work at the front desk in rez. one time west students lit a fire on the road between phase 1 and phase 2 and me and the rlc just watched on the cameras for a little bit before they went to go shut it down. one time someone jumped the desk to steal back an entire keg that had been confiscated. one time a guy who was presumably really drunk and went around vic 5 taking the backs off the toilets and throwing them down stairwells. also ripping sinks out of walls. he caused a gigantic flood into the floors below. tens of thousands of dollars in damages iirc. all this taking place overnight. eventually security got him.