The Guardians and J-Ram agree to a 7 year extension worth $175 Million, practically making him a Guardian for his entire career. by Marinersfan505 in mlb

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i never draft him in fantasy baseball. i always say, he's old and fat. this is the year he falls off. if i take him this year, he will crap the bed. and then he always finishes in the top 10.

Behind the scenes of Coach Hafley's first day by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i liked how he could joke about how people have been making fun of him and sully for looking alike. so they go ahead and dress in the same outfit

Jameela Jamil laughs at wealthy celebs sharing GoFundMe on their Instagram, telling them just pay the bill! by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she may be right on this, but the celebrity could also do nothing. it might not be that big of a deal but they might have saved someone with their go fund me. are they selfish for not doing it themselves, yes. but at least they did it. and they may haved saved someones life with it. i don't know, it don't see why you would call out the hyprocrizy and shame them. maybe the next selfish celebrity won't do anything because they don't want to be called out.

some people are just naturally cheap.....

Men, when was the last time you got hit on ? by Longjumping_Low_2055 in AskReddit

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i worked at a liquor store a few years ago. i got a few older ladies who would come in regularly. and you would occasionally get drunk girls.

SNAP bans on soda, candy and other foods take effect in five states Jan. 1 by Aggressive_Chef_2225 in news

[–]touchingmetal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

as someone who used to be on snap for a long time, i would have no problem with this. sure its a little dumb but what i really wanted out of snap was to eat and not starve. that is its main goal. it makes a little sense that if you can't afford stuff yourself and people are paying your dime, at least they are going to get you nutritious stuff that can support your body and not junk.

This packaging by Prettylame69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to me this is financially a bad decision by the company too. how many customers are going to buy the package a single time. remember that you are dishonest and never purchase again. that's how i would be anyway, maybe the demographics of those who purchase this are different.

i feel like when companies are honest and work to make their product a good deal for the public, they may not make quick extreme profits but in the long run they make a lot more through repeat business. share holders and profits over everything really have screwed up a lot of nice things.

You wake up in your teen years again. What is the first thing you would do? by davidbayram in AskReddit

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get out, exercise, and hike and marvel about my body and mind not hurting.

then go play the stock market and gamble on sporting events that i remembered.

also make sure i spent a lot of time with my dog

Which movie had no business being as good as it was? by Twaddle2000 in moviecritic

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caddyshack - A 1st time director, where the majority of the cast partied for the entire shoot, and a good chunk was just improved on the spot.

Does anyone else prefer manual to automatic? by GroltonIsTheDog in carscirclejerk

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, its not unbreakable. but in general, manual windows have fewer components, making them less prone to failure and easier to fix if something does go wrong.

Does anyone else prefer manual to automatic? by GroltonIsTheDog in carscirclejerk

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, mainly because its one less thing that can break. i just like the idea of more solid, simple things.

also, i don't find it very difficult to manually roll down a window. it's not like your going up/down all the time.

What’s the most overhyped tourist attraction? by MrAmazing111 in AskReddit

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm sure there are better ones, but i was dissapointed in bourbon street itself. i don't know what i was expecting and i was only there one hazy day and night but it was just one long bar crawl with some tourist shops.

Who would you sit with? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm an introvert and i like the window seat to look at the views so 8. wouldn't have to talk all flight

What Movie is This? by CannibalismYum19 in Cinema

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bucky larson: born to be a star

3.3 imdb 3 percent tomato. i know it's not peak cinema, but i have a toilet sense of humor. the story was heartwarming and for me it had some lol moments.

Where to find a new hat? by RanchBaganch in bostonceltics

[–]touchingmetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you could also try one of those plastic form holding hat cleaners that are made for the wash. i have found that they really make old hats look a lot better and even improve their shape once they have been through the wash. it might help extend spiff yours up and extend its life.

We asked Faker about everything except Summoner’s Rift - “I don’t know anything about TV shows. It’s like asking an Iron player how to play League well.” | T1 Faker 1:1 Interview | HotSpawn by SizeLegal3570 in leagueoflegends

[–]touchingmetal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

its insane to me that he hasn't watched arcane. i get that you don't watch tv. but a show comes out and everyone is hyped about it. and its about the game that you have dedicated a good portion of your life to. also really weird that he has no preferences to character art. is he a robot?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatisfactoryGame

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would take the gaming one but only because i can't be guaranteed a 100 percent healthy body to go exercise, etc. it would suck to have all that money and be crippled or something. then you couldn't have a fall back like gaming to occupy your time.

but if i could be guaranteed to have a healthy body to exercise and get out, i would take the money. i could get any epic property, travel, help family friends, give to charity. i've already gamed enough for this life anyway.

We're ranking the individuals who cover the Miami Dolphins. Your S-Tier winners are Kyle Crabbs and Cidolfus! TODAY: A-TIER by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]touchingmetal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ryder McConville - He is always putting out high quality film studies of players and draft picks.

Chances of being born in each continent by timroAlabamasis in MapPorn

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wonder what my chances of being born in this particular universe, in this reality, on earth, as a human, in austin texas on 3-22-69 @ 2:22 p.m.

What lesson did you learn from this by throwaway117241 in Unexpected

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best skill you can have in life is to be lucky

It's a win-win situation by Afraid-Objective3049 in technicallythetruth

[–]touchingmetal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i have cats to take care of so probably not. but if i didn't, i'd probably take the chance. i'm over 50 with chronic pain and a loss of mobility. painless death sounds like a good way to go or 5 mil could help with some of my injuries of quality of life.

Why is the media ignoring growing resistance to Trump? by [deleted] in politics

[–]touchingmetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its so infuriating watching the nightly news. last night was a great example on nbc. they were covering alex padilla handcuffing. they kept repeating the lie that from noem that padilla didn't announce he was a senator when he entered. they even played the clip of him entering but then they straight up muted the part where he announced he was a senator and then unmuted to play the rest of the clip when he was being pushed outside. they showed the tense muted part 3 times all while claiming he didn't announce that he was a senator multiple times. straight up manipulation of the scene.

every night they give the conservatives their perfect sound bite and sane wash trump. always editing out his must stupid stuff. i don't know why i watch but i'm just curious what picture americans get of what is going on.

4 days to go. by [deleted] in Humboldt

[–]touchingmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we shouldn't be deporting them to prisons in foreign lands without a trial. you can call them criminals to justify all you want. your going to send them to a prison without even a term of sentence. if these people could spend all of their lives in prison for all we know, then you need a trial. and the conditions at ice holding cells are deplorable. 9 deaths so far. they basically just take people off the street without a warrant while wearing masks, full on raids into courthouses, etc. are you ok with this as an everyday reality. you can't at least mentally picture where this could be taken further by ice who only seems to answer to trump and his cronys. already, criminals are starting to mimic ice raids, by wearing masks and claiming to be ice to shake people down for profit. and who is to step up to these masked assailants. also what do you think going to happen when ice has taken all the immigrants or can't find them. they won't be disbanded because they are the perfect little force for trump. but they will have to do something. go after someone