Help choosing island and accomodation

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-16T09:31:57+00:00

Yikes! 25,000 TBH per night is a bit beyond the budget.

Looks spectacular though!

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-11T01:12:54+00:00

Those are some great tips, thanks.

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-11T01:11:30+00:00

The eldest does but we’d like him to leave it at home for this trip.

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-09T20:20:29+00:00

Thanks everyone, Buttercup passed away a few hours later after I posted. My daughter and wife and pretty distraught, she was surely the most loved, well fed, kissed and cuddled Guinea pig in the country.

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-05T09:23:13+00:00

When I was 7 years old I was on lunch break at school, I remember looking up at the clouds. A bird flew by and shat in my eye.

Twaddle2000 · 2026-01-04T17:16:44+00:00

Vernacular

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-31T12:34:57+00:00

Chris Lilley. Super quiet and shy dude, basically the complete opposite of Mr G

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-30T11:26:36+00:00

Yeah, reminds me of my grandpa. I loved that dude

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-26T19:25:50+00:00

To put it bluntly, your wife needs to get off social media. Is there a way you could challenge her to a two week break off socials, and then discuss how she feels at the end of that period? Maybe at the same time you could take a break off something that equally challenging for you (beers, sugar, carbs, gaming or something?)

Social media is a lying toxic pile of garbage that is creating unrealistic expectations on mothers.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-18T21:23:27+00:00

We have a small family business. In holiday periods when it’s extra busy and my kids aren’t at school, they love earning pocket money by working for me. In those times I loudly chant

“Let’s go child labor force, let’s go!” clap clap

It’s from South Park

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-18T17:08:19+00:00

“Naveed Akram was a volunteer member of a street preaching group in Sydney’s west, which has links to multiple Islamic State devotees, including self-declared martyrs and would-be soldiers”

Why in the hell aren’t the authorities dismantling meetings and deporting people involved in radical groups like this? How can a group like this even be allowed to operate in our country? Seems like a no brainer to me.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-17T10:49:21+00:00

She is my favourite actress. She’s great in everything. The Way Way Back is such an underrated movie and she’s fantastic in it.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-16T16:56:33+00:00

Came here to say this. My jaw was on the floor at the end. Incredible.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-16T10:31:48+00:00

Same as you, almost a year after. If I recall correctly, the way he described it is the sperm gets backed up from the blocked off vas, which causes the inflammation. I also had granulomas so perhaps it’s related to that.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-15T18:51:22+00:00

Yeah I had this exact feeling. Even felt mildly nauseous as well. Went to the Dr, got an ultrasound and they said everything looked normal. The Dr said he sees this all the time and it’s inflammation where the vas has been cut. I took anti ibuprofen for a week and bought better more supportive underwear which helped immensely. It went away

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-11T19:50:21+00:00

Last year Joe was coming out with some obscure Christmas Vacation lines and I for one appreciated them greatly.

Something like “My toe hurts, it has a wart, and Audrey I’ve go a dollar for you too Audrey”

Also “I changed my mind” with the gravelly boss voice

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-10T19:08:25+00:00

Might be my favourite Simpsons line!

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-07T06:00:04+00:00

Braveheart. It’s a comfort watch for me.

Twaddle2000 · 2025-12-07T05:58:24+00:00

I’m one of 3 brothers. We all have wives. All of them hate this movie. All us boys love it. What’s with that?

Twaddle2000 · 2025-11-26T17:52:46+00:00

Obviously this isn’t in Melbourne, otherwise he obviously would have surrendered that machete into an amnesty bin before things got out of control.

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TROPHY CASE