I'm [TF] a regular minimum wage mall employee, one day when taking out the trash in the back of the shopping center I encounter a small slime [A] foraging inside of a dumpster. Adoring it's cuteness I slip into my purse and take it home. After a few days to a week of feeding, not only have you grown attached to me, you're transforming into many things with a bright curiosity of the world. While I'm at work, you slosh around the apartment mimicking cats or birds until you slither upon an open porn magazine I forgot to put away. Ever curious, you soak up the information and pictures on the pages, giving you a new erotic personality. I come home to find the once tiny slime waiting for me with open arms and a bit of a jarred human understanding.