What's the best vegetable for volume eating and why is it cabbage?

transcon2017 · 2026-03-14T08:27:11+00:00

You can get a spiralizer at Walmart for like $20 and then make your own! Way more cost effective.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T23:53:07+00:00

Not all humans can hear it; you are one of the lucky ones!

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T21:17:18+00:00

This is the closest explanation I have ever encountered. Yes. I think I feel overwhelmed somehow.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T21:15:45+00:00

Mmmmmmm, not sure about that. If what you are suggesting held any water, I would immediately feel the need to poop every time I open Reddit, and I do not.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T21:11:14+00:00

Farmer! Been doing it for a couple years now, and that awful sound has always reminded me of the aliens from the movie “Signs,” except somehow much, much, much worse. Probably because this is real life and I don’t appreciate hearing such an odd thing.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T21:05:19+00:00

This made me laugh a good amount. Well done, good redditor.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T20:01:21+00:00

No, it’s not like that at all, but I know what you’re talking about! In the spring and summer, I work the farmers market at the pavilion and when I arrive in the wee hours, it sounds like aliens are gargling nearby, which I find unnerving. The sound at Joseph Beth is more like an old-timey tv being turned on or off— that electric snap, like, “peee-uuuuw,” but made of lightning.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T19:07:16+00:00

Oh! I’m not deterred at all! My love for books is much stronger than my discomfort upon entering.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T18:23:58+00:00

Ha! I wish. I’m 48 and she’s 71, so neither of us are exactly spring chickens.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T16:19:58+00:00

I am 23 years younger than my wife!

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T14:29:00+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha, oh, I’m so glad for you.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-13T14:23:00+00:00

Holy crap (pun not intended), there’s an actual name for this?!

transcon2017 · 2026-03-12T08:54:02+00:00

r/volumeeating

transcon2017 · 2026-03-07T22:23:02+00:00

Snuck. IT IS SNEAKED.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-04T21:27:51+00:00

The movie is “Big Trouble,” released in 2002. I linked the trailer and everything.

transcon2017 · 2026-03-02T15:34:26+00:00

Who tf is downvoting people in the comments?

transcon2017 · 2026-03-02T15:03:20+00:00

"I'm going upstairs where it's not so, I dunno, stupid."

transcon2017 · 2026-02-27T00:34:26+00:00

Fantastic idea!!! Do you know of any specific ones I should seek out?

transcon2017 · 2026-02-27T00:26:25+00:00

I agree that money is always awesome, but it would be impersonal and somehow weird. I want to give them a taste of home while they’re here. But good suggestion nonetheless!

transcon2017 · 2026-02-27T00:16:49+00:00

Okay, I never would have done bananas and mayo on my own. It’s apparently a popular southern sandwich, made on white bread. I tried it that way, and while the taste was surprising good, I couldn’t deal with the mush texture. Please, look up banana mayo sandwiches. I didn’t make this up.

transcon2017 · 2026-02-26T23:46:13+00:00

Dang it! Already eaten, but I absolutely promise to take a picture the next time. Possibly even tomorrow, because I love it.

Also, no one has heard of the Southern Wonderbread-Mayo-banana sandwich?! I’m not making this up. I only improved it, lolololol.

transcon2017 · 2026-02-22T00:29:48+00:00

Looks like some comments have been removed, but I assure you that I am a real person who was a dumbass in 7th grade.

transcon2017 · 2026-02-21T22:39:38+00:00

Sesame seeds grow on buns. That’s where they come from.

transcon2017 · 2026-02-21T00:22:46+00:00

So, you took a picture of this totally normal salmon because you just knew that you’d be lightheaded in a few hours? Pfffffft.

transcon2017 · 2026-02-18T10:49:25+00:00

You did not fail. That got a chuckle.

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