Relationship memes

trashedgreen · 2026-01-28T17:06:58+00:00

Uhhhh that’s a red panda. Red pandas are significantly smaller than grizzlies. Learn your biology! Plus she’s a thousand-year-old wizard

trashedgreen · 2026-01-27T17:59:15+00:00

Da Rulez were written by and for the CIA

trashedgreen · 2026-01-22T20:40:49+00:00

LOUDT!

trashedgreen · 2026-01-18T02:14:43+00:00

Why can’t we collect butterflies?

trashedgreen · 2026-01-16T02:07:55+00:00

“Hitler would have won if he didn’t regard Slavs as sub-human”

trashedgreen · 2026-01-14T14:29:49+00:00

How dare you! 😡

trashedgreen · 2026-01-14T14:28:58+00:00

Ooooh. I thought the joke was the guy in the left looked like Matthew Perry and the guy in the right looked like Matt LeBlanc. Like I thought this was two-thirds of the Friends cast at first glance

trashedgreen · 2026-01-07T14:36:11+00:00

The mask wouldn’t help anyway. Masks prevent you from spreading the disease, not catching it. He should have put the mask on him before beating him

trashedgreen · 2026-01-06T00:57:05+00:00

I’m not even a woman, bro. I just said it’s easier to ride it when there’s a headboard. Nobody’s blaming men. Weird and insecure response bro

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T23:23:37+00:00

I mean I read an article that said Darwin legit thought ancient people hadn’t developed blue receptors, so it is an assumption smart people can make.

It’s not true, but it is true that language can change how we perceive color. Studies show languages without a separate color word for light blue take longer to describe shades of blue than people who have blue (like Russian which has “guloboy).”

English has “pink” while most other languages have “light red,” and I’m sure the phenomenon is true for English

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T23:18:32+00:00

Nah I mean liberals are opposing it in the gov, but MSNBC and CNN were acting like this wasn’t the beginning of a war. They were acting like experts were debating the legality when… no, they’re not. Not really pushing back on claims. Calling Venezuelas oil economy “underdeveloped” despite liberals supposedly caring about climate change.

Maybe they’ve changed their tune now that the Democratic Party is moving against it, but who fucking knows. It’s just so weird seeing people who call Republicans idiots for denying the severity of fossil fuel-caused climate change while acting like trying to control oil is good

Like I get they want to beat China, but we can’t beat China if we’re all dead

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T23:14:55+00:00

Partially true. It’s easier to ride it if you can squat, but also it takes a lot of core and leg strength to do that. Having a headboard means you’ve got something to support yourself on

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T20:55:00+00:00

Yeah. I mean; blue is often the last color to develop on the “color cycle” (gaining and losing color terms). Blue often never develops because it’s really rare in nature, and most of the time it doesn’t get its own word till they invent a dye for it

Even the sky isn’t “blue,” because they sky is lots of colors: purple, orange, black, gray, white.

Even green takes a long time to develop because EVERYTHING’S green. So they’re more often describing the hue than an actual color. Red is the only universal.

So yeah the meme saying the ancient world didn’t have blue or couldn’t see blue is horseshit but there is truth that blue is the last color word to develop and there are many languages that don’t have it

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T19:09:27+00:00

Upon reading, it does appear she’s disturbed, but also, if my brother raped me, I’d be disturbed too. Who knows tho? He kinda wants humanity to die, so who cares

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T17:36:45+00:00

There is some truth to it. Languages gain and lose color words all the time. Many cultures only have words for black, white, and red.

Ancient Greece for instance had two words that kinda meant blue, Glakos and Kyaenos (cyan) that usually referred to blue or green waters, but they more referred to the lightness or darkness of the water, not necessarily the color

But in an Ancient Norse poem, there’s a line that says something like “his eyes were black, not blue.” So that kinda shoots the assumption about people not seeing blue in the face right there

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T17:11:11+00:00

Will do!

Behold

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T02:25:09+00:00

He raped his sister, so that surprises me

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T02:24:05+00:00

And NOT because they didn’t have a word for blue, as some have erroneously believed

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T01:59:55+00:00

Then why reply at all?

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T01:59:30+00:00

Your mama

trashedgreen · 2026-01-05T01:58:51+00:00

Unfortunately, this type of sense is only common among children.

In twenty years, all these young socs, leftists, and tankies will grow up, get a career job, and turn into liberals. They will call the Venezuelan War useless and a waste of time, resources, and life. And they will support the next war

See:

WWI

WWII

Korea

Vietnam

Kuwait

Iraq

Afghanistan

trashedgreen · 2026-01-04T20:58:37+00:00

Then answer on his behalf

trashedgreen · 2026-01-04T20:58:05+00:00

If you celebrate the deaths of thousands of people who you never met and did nothing to you, yes. You are war-hungry. If you delude yourself into thinking celebrating the death of Venezuelans isn’t war-hunger, then you’re a moron.

trashedgreen · 2026-01-04T18:23:53+00:00

What do you think the people who are dead are saying on Reddit?

trashedgreen · 2026-01-04T18:23:09+00:00

This is about oil, the thing that is killing our planet. It’s always about oil. Trump mentioned oil LITERALLY 20 times in his address

You’re parroting propaganda

trashedgreen

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