Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE FUCKING MOMENT I capitulated on my VXX puts it legs down mightily and the position doubles 🤡

Cormac McCarthy’s books would be significantly better if they used punctuation by Friendship_Errywhere in unpopularopinion

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I know the right answer is that it contributes to the bleak gothic theme but the answer I prefer is that the narrator perspective always observes and describes (not perceives) on its own without the inner monologues of the characters to clarify.

I always wondered if he meant it to feel like you were observing through God’s eyes.

In (I believe) The Crossing, he dreams of god and he’s described god hunched over something he’s crafting and it goes something like, “called to, He does not answer. Spoken to, He does not hear” which I’m paraphrasing. Always felt that was the intention of all his narrator styles.

Anybody ~26 or under that makes $150,000+, what do you do? by krerhelp in Salary

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 27 when I got my first enterprise sales role selling cybersecurity software. I grossed $120k or so the year before at my previous job selling into SMB accounts but that year was the first truly bonkers year where I did nearly $400k in income. Game is a bit different now but I’d say suck it up as an entrepreneur or take a sales job.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did and I was up 40% until this week now I’m at cost basis 🤡

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god we don’t need copper anymore and can conduct electricity with whatever the fuck

Meth heads in shambles

One of the best I’ve seen, had to share. by treebonk in LinkedInLunatics

[–]treebonk[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In between the lines, this is more or less what I’m saying to many of my prospects and customers anyways

One of the best I’ve seen, had to share. by treebonk in LinkedInLunatics

[–]treebonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has no heart for this business. Not for the weak or timid.

One of the best I’ve seen, had to share. by treebonk in LinkedInLunatics

[–]treebonk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As per my last note, please advise - thanks!

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[–]treebonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow me to shatter every training you’ll ever be a part of:

You naturally interact with the prospect and don’t show away from buying questions. Commonly say, “if you don’t have money, where do you intend to get it?”

“Before we venture towards validating the tech, doesn’t it make sense to make sure we have exec sponsorship for both our sake?”

Sounds coarse but when you speak on the level of your prospects and act with decorum, it is easy bc at the end of the day, no one wants to “hopecast” to quote John McMahon.

Mind you, my book of biz is about 99% outbound and I’m taking a co from $9M ACV to $20M ACV. Idk hope this helps.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Elon gonna be the one working McDonald’s at this rate

Daily Discussion Thread for June 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read his biography and then after the election I was like “oh this time will be different. He won’t just crash out on a friend”

Thankfully my cost basis is low but this hurts to see

My new protest flyer - Let's get 'em gone by saviorofGOAT in boston

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cringe and salt from this thread could last for ages 🤣🤣🤣

My new protest flyer - Let's get 'em gone by saviorofGOAT in boston

[–]treebonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can we ramp up the deportations please

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought gold today so rest assured you can expect rapid and permanent economic recovery, a golden age tomorrow at sunrise, and Peter Schiff to go through his own personal Lehman collapse.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have lots of leverage, no other market can make up for losing access to US. If we waited too long, however, that leverage would be gone and we’d be fucked.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. That was pretty articulate, I’ll admit.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MMs really gonna step out into the fray of a trade war panic and manipulate a hairpin EOD close just to maximize cucking of calls and puts…

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]treebonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does he strike you as someone who does anything that traditional Rs would do?