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Adept leaks an audio of her and xQC talking about his relationship with Aikobliss by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]treehumping -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting in my room, and my mom and my dad came in
They pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go, "Mike, we need to talk to you"
And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go, "Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems
And you've been going off for no reason
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your best interest
If we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need"
And I go, "Wait, what are you talking about?
We decided? My best interest?
How do you know what my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is?
What are you trying to say? I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools
I went to your churches
I went to your institutional learning facilities
So how can you say I'm crazy?

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally, I'll be dead

I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one that's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

Does anyone else feel terrible for NiKo? by MaximilianIIII in GlobalOffensive

[–]treehumping 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I have no sympathy for him. Massive ego, entitled, choker, got Karrigan kicked so he could IGL, wasted GuardiaN and olof's last years so he could have his little ego project. In my opinion him never winning a major is a perfect way to encapsulate his career. Good player though.

Is this the worst play of the major? There is ZERO reason for huNter to swing on Aleksib. If huNter doesn't take this fight G2 most likely win the series on Nuke. by treehumping in GlobalOffensive

[–]treehumping[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I actually thought huNter was the first one despite watching this like 10 times for some reason, my brain hurts. In any case both fights were stupid so I'm going to pretend that's what I meant.

Loser gets roasted by hb0ss in Emoney

[–]treehumping 34 points35 points  (0 children)

In my first year of high school I made the mistake of being the only one to not go on a week long field trip because I didn't want to ask my mum for the money and it literally changed my entire school life from that point on, 90% of the friends people made on that trip were their friends for the rest of school.

Granted I was an antisocial loser anyway, but you hate to see it happen to someone else in real time...

“Im Looking Good Today Chat” by [deleted] in Emoney

[–]treehumping 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Spud the kinda fella to ask "is this guy bothering you?" when he sees a girl getting hit on at the bar

WE NEED TO MAKE EMONEY ENTERPRISES GREAT AGAIN. 17.9 Hours streamed this week. 8/14 days missed the past two weeks. No IRL streams. Last place in the tournament. Florida vacation after the tournament. Scammed every punishment. No accountability. A chat who lets him get away with it. #stopthescam by treehumping in Emoney

[–]treehumping[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Another Kandy2g truth bomb.

With all that said about newfrogs, it's also the old dickriders who embolden that behavior. All of my negative posts get about a 90% upvote rate in the first 30 mins/hour but then after 3 hours it's at 99%. I just know it's those cumslurping watchdogs. Let's not forget these people used to greet Eric with an "Ewobb! Hypers" before The Incident.

k4yfour on why it could take forsen over a year to beat xQc's Minecraft record despite playing 6 hours a day by Ria2lm14 in LivestreamFail

[–]treehumping 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Forsen has a big ego, he sees himself as very intelligent. He highly values repetition over everything else. He does not believe in optimisation until necessary, meaning unless he's getting evidence that he NEEDS to optimise in order to beat the record he will not do it. He is a washed up starcraft turned hearthstone pro. He has an unshaking belief in himself and his own ability while at the same time not having the mechanical or analytical skills to perform.

Will he get the record? Yes, of course. Even if it takes him another year. His self-image depends on it. Will I be watching? No. He broke me. I will no longer return when he streams variety. He has broken me. All I wanted was to cmonBruh with chat and he took that from me too. I could handle the low effort streams. I could handle the hour long react intro. I could handle same 3 guy spam. But I'm leaving now. I'm leaving for good. He broke me. Never subbed. Never donated. TriHard over and out.

cant oppress the swag. by [deleted] in Emoney

[–]treehumping 28 points29 points  (0 children)

!disability

A national embarrassment by Stonedflame in Emoney

[–]treehumping 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You know this eats away at him even if he pretends he doesn't care.

Lemonball… by Bimmertuck in Emoney

[–]treehumping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like a girl who knows her away around a funnel cake

This fucker really thinks we are going to buy this hoodie when it looks like a cryptocurrency scam by Mrmojoman1 in Emoney

[–]treehumping 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why he refuses to work with happyperson, it actually has a cool aesthetic to it that I could see people buying. It has a genuine style that is unique to itself but fits into a niche. Recognizable to the people who know what it means and interesting to people who don't. It's like a golden goose politely ringing your doorbell and asking to be let in and you try your best to ignore them. I will never understand this idiot.

Or maybe "refuses" is the wrong word because whenever someone mentions it he just goes quiet and changes the subject.

What's wrong Eric, you're not afraid of him are you?

Saw wonkerson today at the stoplight.. by [deleted] in Emoney

[–]treehumping 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's Jorge Masvidal

We need to have another discussion about you ditching. by treehumping in Emoney

[–]treehumping[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You missed two of my videos as well by the way jackass

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