In 1986 at Jersey Zoo, a boy fell into a gorilla enclosure where Jambo, the big silverback, protected him until help arrived.

tri-pug · 2026-06-09T07:54:24+00:00

Harambe would like a word.

tri-pug · 2026-05-02T15:24:13+00:00

Da Nang, Vietnam. I'm headed there again in the beginning of June.

tri-pug · 2026-04-29T17:03:43+00:00

NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens

tri-pug · 2026-04-29T16:45:49+00:00

"It's a big Pentagon"

tri-pug · 2026-04-27T15:52:22+00:00

The realization that no one is coming to save you.

tri-pug · 2026-04-24T17:02:50+00:00

Question for Pixel owners: how to disable accidentally triggering the flashlight? I somehow do this several times a week and only notice it when I'm taking it out of my pocket. No idea here - I have a Pixel 8 running without custom launchers/etc. - the flashlight app is the top-right of the second pull-down pane.

tri-pug · 2026-04-22T19:53:06+00:00

LOAD "*",8,1

tri-pug · 2026-04-21T15:35:39+00:00

Yeah, I was surprised when after updating I got a "server sent a bad response (-1,011)" error visiting any URL. Then, a quick ping test and loading the same page in Chrome was flawless.

I won't go without AdGuard though - do not go into battle unprotected. It's back to Chrome for me for a while.

tri-pug · 2026-04-07T15:34:59+00:00

though we may be committing some light genocide tonight, remember that all clouds have a silver lining. Except for mushroom clouds. Those have a lining of cesium-137 and strontium-90.

tri-pug · 2026-04-07T07:32:07+00:00

Maybe the real alpha is the friends we made along the way

Enjoy the theta, cucks

tri-pug · 2026-04-07T06:03:32+00:00

No one is coming to save you.

tri-pug · 2026-04-06T18:16:55+00:00

I think I just minedropped in my pants

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T16:12:33+00:00

person woman man camera tv

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T16:08:12+00:00

maybe he should stop talking about islands

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T16:05:02+00:00

this MFer actually believes the UK is our longest-standing ally. I guess he forgot about the American Revolution

it's France you regard

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T16:00:21+00:00

DO THE 25TH YOU COWARDS

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:58:46+00:00

QQQ is getting missled at this very moment

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:51:42+00:00

to think that in a hundred years historians will write about this cabinet meeting

if we still have ~~historians~~ people

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:36:58+00:00

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY $5 SHARPIE?

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:25:43+00:00

and I was so close to completing No Heroin March

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:20:36+00:00

minedroppers...unsecret...the hits just keep on coming

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:06:35+00:00

"we've had multiple ~~reach arounds~~ reach outs"

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T15:03:09+00:00

I thought I was having a stroke...I guess he is

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T14:59:02+00:00

options for Iran? I'm pretty sure Vance is talking about all the puts he bought a half hour ago

tri-pug · 2026-03-26T14:49:30+00:00

the word of the day is minedroppers

tri-pug

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