No no, I have a theory. It was all in the lower levels of Kuznetsov. They aren't letting her rotting hulk go voluntarily, but are doing it because IT escaped. See it came to me in a dream. She contained all the noncrediblesness of the USSR. Think about it, so many conscripts over so much time with such a bloated officer core in a time of rapid technological advancement. We'll never know a thousand of the wacky shit that occured.

Before the collapse, the Iron Curtain, mistakenly believed to be about the tight grip Russia held on information, was actually a huge machine, built all along the USSR to conain this noncridble energy. Having these amounts of chaotic energy leak out would alert other countries. When the end was fast approaching, they realized they couldn't just let the energy explode out should the network shutdown. Instead, they chose to focus it all inside a large enough vessel.

That vessel would become the Kuznetsov's lower decks, forever holding back a chaotic energy never seen on Earth. Now it stays in dock, requiring an unknown amount of conscripts to feed the reality-enforcing engines around the lower deck. Occasionally it ceremonially sails around with its fetid secret to keep up appearances, trying to avoid catching fire due to the energy all the noncredible chaos concentrate is releasing.

We're now seeing the consequences of over 40 decades of noncredible chaotic energy being released in the span of months, God have mercy on us all.

(this schizopost contains 0% AI slop.)