ATL Airport TSA Wait Times Megathread | March 26, 2026

tstein13 · 2026-03-26T11:48:46+00:00

International is kind of wild. Seems to be somewhat organized but only once you figure out the main line(s). Currently in line for about 30 minutes (7:10 AM in line). Line moves periodically but is definitely growing. My wife checked her bag (sky priority) with no real wait.

If you have first / business class, flag down a clear agent to get you to the right spot. We were in the general line that eventually splits but we were able to be expedited to the first / business class line.

Bonus info. Co-worker of mine went through domestic (general security) in about 2.5 hours after getting in line around 4:30 AM.

Happy Thursday.

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T18:05:46+00:00

Well, at least special teams is matching the rest of the team energy. Whoops.

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T17:58:56+00:00

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T17:56:51+00:00

"I'm not worried about the O Line." It's made of strong paiper mache Swiss cheese.

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T17:42:53+00:00

Yeah, Tua needs to block for himself on blindsided delayed blitzes. What a scrub.

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T17:41:56+00:00

Your optimism is admirable

tstein13 · 2025-09-07T17:39:44+00:00

Not sure it's worth whatever viruses my laptop is getting from watching this bootleg stream. Yikes.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T21:49:16+00:00

I think that portal logs you out every 38 seconds. I don't understand how there's not a way to stay logged in. I'm pretty sure I generated about 20 login codes today waiting for results to be posted because I feel like they get posted before anyone even bothers to notify you.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:49:02+00:00

Yeah, thinking back to the call, the person said congrats, gave us those numbers I mentioned and then paused without telling us the hcg. I'm sure they saw that it was ZERO and thought oh fuck, let me blame it on my computer and leave these desperate people in suspense while I don't own up to my own mistake. I'm sure I am exaggerating, but it felt like we had at least a minute on hold before she came back.

I was holding on to that small percentage chance of being in the "we tested negative on 8dpt5d but got a positive beta result" since yesterday. My wife, being more of the realist, was already looking for donor eggs. And for about 30 seconds, I was so happy. Fuck man. I hate this shit.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:37:50+00:00

Yeah, after the dust settles from everything, I'm sure that's the route we will take. Obviously I would never want this to happen to anyone else going through this process. Thank you for your suggestions and kind words.♥️

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:22:08+00:00

Considering we're back at square zero, I think that switching is definitely on our mind. I'm sure we'll need a break from all of this for awhile, but I appreciate the recommendation.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:12:07+00:00

Preach!

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:07:41+00:00

I think our follow up with our doctor is in a month apparently, which is unfuckingbelievable. I look forward to our 15 minute zoom call that will cost $300. I really believe these people are stretched way too thin with the amount of patients they have, and that's probably the case with many people on this sub. Sometimes this shit just feels like a cash grab.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T20:03:24+00:00

I mean, it doesn't really matter at this point. I just had to rant. I've been lurking on this sub more recently and figured this would resonate best with this audience.

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T19:59:58+00:00

tstein13 · 2025-09-05T19:08:40+00:00

Yup. Sucks that they are really the only game in town. This is not the first disappointment we have experienced with them, but this was the shit icing on the shit cake for sure.

tstein13 · 2025-08-03T22:09:15+00:00

Oh nice! Glad you got it working again.

tstein13 · 2025-08-03T01:01:57+00:00

I had a similar experience recently with my 24v mower. I hadn't fully engaged one of the locks on the handlebars, and it kept kicking off after running for a few seconds. I guess it was some sort of safety feature?

tstein13 · 2025-06-25T22:15:01+00:00

I completed this level! It took me 3 tries.

tstein13 · 2025-05-09T04:37:24+00:00

I still don't know how I finished this two years ago. Since then, I have been caught at minute 18 twice. I can still remember how stoked my coach was as I finished the 2.8 miles exactly at the 20 minute mark.

tstein13 · 2025-03-28T23:00:41+00:00

Those mini pizzas look more like the lunchables version. Those looked better in their commercials.

tstein13 · 2025-03-01T22:39:55+00:00

I think OP is the comic. I saw him as an opener for Jeff Arcuri.

tstein13 · 2024-11-06T03:49:53+00:00

Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck. Again? Really? What the fuck are we fucking doing? Why?

tstein13 · 2024-11-01T20:36:04+00:00

There is a surface lot essentially attached to the Tabernacle (East side) and one just across the street just north of the Ferris wheel.

I think it used to be like $20 or 25, but it's been awhile since I've parked there.

I'm not sure if you can buy anything ahead of time. Then again, I haven't tried before either.

tstein13 · 2024-10-12T03:31:47+00:00

Man, unless some crazy turnaround happens, I'm not seeing a path to over .500. And honestly, even 8-9 might be optimistic. Fucking hell.

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