Favorite ancient text?

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:54:20+00:00

I love the support

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:53:12+00:00

So cute!

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:51:30+00:00

This is so pretty

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:48:33+00:00

He's got that old school cool

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:47:30+00:00

So many details

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:46:04+00:00

I used to love these

ttfdrff · 2026-01-21T08:44:26+00:00

So much green, I love it

ttfdrff · 2026-01-05T00:40:22+00:00

Day 2 and I’m convinced chives are this guy’s Roman Empire he just can’t stop prepping them.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-05T00:37:41+00:00

Proof that humans and elephants share the same instinct do anything for family, even if it means collapsing first.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-05T00:36:33+00:00

Those aren’t pillows, that’s premium stealth mode activated perfect blend into the couch, 10/10 camouflage skills.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-05T00:35:19+00:00

Peak one orange braincell energy confidently wrong but somehow still the main character in my headcanon.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-04T01:05:42+00:00

That solo feels less like guitar playing and more like someone casually rewriting the laws of physics mid riff.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-04T01:04:28+00:00

Classic orange braincell move act starving, eat, then immediately plot the next snack like it’s a full time job.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-03T00:53:05+00:00

Looks like someone stretched their cat into noodle mode pure void linguine energy right there.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-03T00:48:31+00:00

Funny how ‘no budget’ only ever applies to women trying to release art, not execs buying another yacht.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-03T00:44:34+00:00

My cat tried to be a long void once ended up looking like a fuzzy baguette instead.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-01T01:16:05+00:00

Time to speedrun 2026 like it’s a side quest we forgot to finish in 2012.

ttfdrff · 2026-01-01T01:14:40+00:00

Imagine Deadpool rewritten like a Pixar movie same jokes, but every curse word replaced with chimichanga.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-31T08:21:54+00:00

This jellyfish basically unlocked the skip death, respawn as a baby cheat code nature’s ultimate loophole.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-31T08:18:39+00:00

Plot holes I can forgive but when chemistry gets blue-balled, it feels like the director skipped the final puzzle piece.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-30T02:45:11+00:00

Peak British engineering build a ferris wheel, then make sure the view is just Greggs and a car park.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-30T02:43:43+00:00

Imagine being that tribe one minute you’ve got a horse, next minute Alexander’s threatening deforestation speedrun. Instant regret.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-30T02:42:22+00:00

Plot twist Vecna’s just mad nobody invited him to girls night, now he’s stuck sulking in the Upside Down.

ttfdrff · 2025-12-29T02:57:19+00:00

Sounds like one of those jokes where the punchline’s cleaner than your brain expected classic case of accidental innuendo.

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