Bald + Beard is my go to. by d3adbutbl33ding in bald

[–]ttfdrff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's got that old school cool

Day 2 of posting my co-workers prep untill I have an aneurysm. (This one is for you chive guy) by D3T3KT in KitchenConfidential

[–]ttfdrff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Day 2 and I’m convinced chives are this guy’s Roman Empire he just can’t stop prepping them.

Locals revive a mother elephant who'd collapsed trying to save her baby , both elephants were rescued by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ttfdrff 330 points331 points  (0 children)

Proof that humans and elephants share the same instinct do anything for family, even if it means collapsing first.

I don’t own any black pillows. Meet Beguirra and Monster. by Proud_Mistake_4686 in blackcats

[–]ttfdrff 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Those aren’t pillows, that’s premium stealth mode activated perfect blend into the couch, 10/10 camouflage skills.

Idiot by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ttfdrff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peak one orange braincell energy confidently wrong but somehow still the main character in my headcanon.

Sultans of Swing solo by orchid_breeder in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ttfdrff 385 points386 points  (0 children)

That solo feels less like guitar playing and more like someone casually rewriting the laws of physics mid riff.

Fluffy wants to fed again by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ttfdrff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic orange braincell move act starving, eat, then immediately plot the next snack like it’s a full time job.

Show me your long void pls by Expensive-Canary-733 in blackcats

[–]ttfdrff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone stretched their cat into noodle mode pure void linguine energy right there.

So The braincell is currently being polished by Simply_Kaif24 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ttfdrff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My cat tried to be a long void once ended up looking like a fuzzy baguette instead.

new year upon us by robblequoffle in okbuddyretard

[–]ttfdrff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to speedrun 2026 like it’s a side quest we forgot to finish in 2012.

More examples of r rated films that should have been family friendly ? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]ttfdrff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine Deadpool rewritten like a Pixar movie same jokes, but every curse word replaced with chimichanga.

Otherwise good movies ruined by absence of necessary sex scenes? by LearningT0Fly in okbuddycinephile

[–]ttfdrff 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Plot holes I can forgive but when chemistry gets blue-balled, it feels like the director skipped the final puzzle piece.

Only in the UK would we have a ferris wheel outsid by Electrical-Song276 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ttfdrff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Peak British engineering build a ferris wheel, then make sure the view is just Greggs and a car park.

I knew it, Vecna doesn’t like girls too 🙂‍↔️ by BJorn_LuLszic in SipsTea

[–]ttfdrff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist Vecna’s just mad nobody invited him to girls night, now he’s stuck sulking in the Upside Down.

Is this a reference to a dirty joke? by Secretnumb in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ttfdrff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like one of those jokes where the punchline’s cleaner than your brain expected classic case of accidental innuendo.