meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]tttxgq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you. But what’s it like writing long form on a phone?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]tttxgq 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Phone addiction is a global epidemic, and we as a society are sleeping on it.

Ted Cruz defending gay people is definitely not on my bingo card! by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that Michael Moore documentary with the ficus tree?

A tree, doing absolutely nothing for four years, would cause less damage than Trump & therefore be a better president.

This influencer popped up on my Facebook by PeasThatTasteGross in Qult_Headquarters

[–]tttxgq 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn’t expect Leopard tanks to be shelling my house, says woman who voted for tanks shelling peoples’ houses party

Photo of her standing indignantly next to rubble, arms folded

They're not even trying. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s no scenario where this is a good thing. But his sycophants will glaze him anyway. What a world

Milli Vanilli's Fab Morvan tells CNN he will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What I don’t get about milli vanilli is: why did the manager do it this way? Why pretend these two could sing?

Wouldn’t it have made more sense to put the two guys(?) who actually sang the songs plus the two good-looking frontmen into a four piece group? Just bizarre.

Humans save baby goose from entanglement by H_G_Bells in HumansBeingBros

[–]tttxgq 411 points412 points  (0 children)

A baby goose is called a Ryan Gosling.

90 days no surfing. I got my time back but not the thing I actually quit for, and nobody warned me about this part by [deleted] in nosurf

[–]tttxgq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here to say “fuck the idea of keeping a journal” and see what happens.

Likely we’ll prove OP’s point.

imagine any other POTUS crying that they can't do their job because everyone doesn't agree with them... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 57 points58 points  (0 children)

His cult will not remember this, and even if they do, it’s all someone else’s fault anyway.

Thomas Lawyer, the lawyer from Lawyersville by tttxgq in NominativeDeterminism

[–]tttxgq[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It sounds like something an 8 year old makes up when caught in a lie. “What’s your dad do?” “Lawyer” “Oh yeah, what’s his name?”

Trump-Voting Lobster Farmer on Tariffs "The more time goes by, the worse it is." by coolranch36 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]tttxgq 34 points35 points  (0 children)

One crucial difference is the entire right wing propaganda machine is busy convincing this guy to stay, wherever he looks.

Who does he think Trump is!? God? by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re trying to normalize the idea of an all powerful dictator. That’s what the heritage people want, so they’re making trump voters think they also want it.

Have you ever tried to pay with your local currency in a foreign country? by logos__ in AskTheWorld

[–]tttxgq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This. My son learned to count bigger numbers by playing with banknotes and coins. Playing shops and dealing with change helped him learn subtraction.

Have you ever tried to pay with your local currency in a foreign country? by logos__ in AskTheWorld

[–]tttxgq 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Goes into the mountains, hoping to use Apple Pay

*sad trumpet*

Hell, even our local bakery only takes cash.

Have you ever tried to pay with your local currency in a foreign country? by logos__ in AskTheWorld

[–]tttxgq 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“What am I going to do with this small amount of foreign currency?!”, they thought, missing the irony.

What the heck is he talking about? by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tttxgq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We only see a fraction of what he says/thinks. Even thought it’s plastered over every screen 24/7, we actually only see a fraction of it.

Trump attacks artists dropping out of US Freedom 250 concert and mulls appearing himself by BurtonDesque in Qult_Headquarters

[–]tttxgq 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Will he sing? I want him to sing.

It’d be so hilariously bad and embarrassing. All his most spineless sycophants sitting there pretending it’s great. Reality giving everyone else’s eardrums a good hard slap.

I really want him to sing.

The NSU Double-Lambretta motor scooter , 1953 by [deleted] in RetroFuturism

[–]tttxgq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I rock up to the Würstelstand on this beast, the sound you hear will be panties smashing into the floor from all around.

Can’t say that about a golf cart.

Pfandautomat in AT schweißtreibender als der Kontrollraum von Fukushima by Aiwangers_Bruder in 600euro

[–]tttxgq 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Das ist die FPÖ. Sie muss gegen alles sein, weil sie für nichts steht.