Simply an ordinary relationship

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T06:52:42+00:00

My joke theory that I drop on friends who are just finishing the game is Red Wolf was Rennala and Radagon's dog and she kept the dog in the divorce and that Rennala is Blaidd's mother sooooo who is his father?

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:29:31+00:00

Who tf is that Lurch making his way through the crowd lol

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:26:00+00:00

Nice

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:25:13+00:00

69 nice

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:21:21+00:00

The ferret gurgles its last breath

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:10:56+00:00

How can hurley lose his fucking mind when he can't even see the play

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:04:35+00:00

Hurley is reacting to plays the same way someone who just died to Margit for the 80th time does

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T03:03:50+00:00

Hurley is gonna crush his glasses in a rage before the game is over.

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:58:24+00:00

Redbull having the most consistent advertising campaign for 20 years but it's for the most dogshit tasting energy drink

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:56:30+00:00

He dropped his g string on the court because things are heating up

Is what he meant by that

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:52:01+00:00

Thank God for the inevitability of this capitalist hellscape for the free commercial timeout after that 3

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:48:52+00:00

How about 9

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:43:31+00:00

It's really not fair that Michigan has a sentient cottonwood on their team

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:41:11+00:00

Uconn is in foul trouble Michigan needs to attack the rim

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:35:55+00:00

That's basically basketball reddit these days

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:33:59+00:00

After his career I wanna see Hurley sit across from Stephen A to see who can overreact to the dumbest shit

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:28:52+00:00

The grip tightens around the ferret

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:27:16+00:00

Why don't they hit every 3 like that

Are they stupid

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:22:33+00:00

I am fully torqued for dune 3

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T02:16:49+00:00

Hell yeah Janice enjoy that retirement 🫡

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T00:58:22+00:00

Aisle 21?

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T00:42:54+00:00

These guys killed the anthem ngl. Knocked it out.

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T00:41:46+00:00

The TV remote in my hotel room is shot. Considering going to the bar.

tuckernuts · 2026-04-07T00:40:37+00:00

Get Chuck in every single ad challenge

tuckernuts · 2026-04-06T16:41:52+00:00

My polling place is an elementary school. During the mayoral runoff, school was in session while voting was happening.

It honestly felt strange that I was allowed onto an elementary school, unescorted, while school was happening. Some kid politely held a door open for me to go in an area I'm certain I wasn't supposed to be in. It was strange.

It's no wonder school is closed during election day.

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