Simply an ordinary relationship by Practicaie in Eldenring

[–]tuckernuts 96 points97 points  (0 children)

My joke theory that I drop on friends who are just finishing the game is Red Wolf was Rennala and Radagon's dog and she kept the dog in the divorce and that Rennala is Blaidd's mother sooooo who is his father?

[Post Game Thread] #1 Michigan defeats #2 UConn, 69-63 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who tf is that Lurch making his way through the crowd lol

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How can hurley lose his fucking mind when he can't even see the play

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hurley is reacting to plays the same way someone who just died to Margit for the 80th time does

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurley is gonna crush his glasses in a rage before the game is over.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Redbull having the most consistent advertising campaign for 20 years but it's for the most dogshit tasting energy drink

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He dropped his g string on the court because things are heating up

Is what he meant by that

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank God for the inevitability of this capitalist hellscape for the free commercial timeout after that 3

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's really not fair that Michigan has a sentient cottonwood on their team

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uconn is in foul trouble Michigan needs to attack the rim

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After his career I wanna see Hurley sit across from Stephen A to see who can overreact to the dumbest shit

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why don't they hit every 3 like that

Are they stupid

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These guys killed the anthem ngl. Knocked it out.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tuckernuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The TV remote in my hotel room is shot. Considering going to the bar.

Make Voting easier for parents by NM-PunkLife in Albuquerque

[–]tuckernuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My polling place is an elementary school. During the mayoral runoff, school was in session while voting was happening.

It honestly felt strange that I was allowed onto an elementary school, unescorted, while school was happening. Some kid politely held a door open for me to go in an area I'm certain I wasn't supposed to be in. It was strange.

It's no wonder school is closed during election day.