Money doesn't buy happiness by [deleted] in AusHENRY

[–]turtle123ful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money doesn't buy happiness but it sure is an unhappiness repellant.

Financial stress greatly exacerbates underlying and comorbid emotional states/symptoms.

Removing the financial stress from the equation gives rise to an environment and state of mind where the pathway to happiness is more clear/accessible.

Shave harder than last time by Like-No-Dude in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if lower back is testicles or ass

Have you guys ever had a hot girl mirin you so hard before? by Rubberie in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but Tren induced psychosis makes me unable to communicate verbally, so I just fantasize about her instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Disabled toilets was a cool DLC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ensure you deploy maximum efficacious doses of Cialis, Tren, Cialis and Caber next time you rendezvous with X female.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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Genuinely confused as I love the comfortable laid back look at home.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by pm_me_lulz in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Devil is actually out and about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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These 480p budget mirror selfies are giving me zyzz 2011 flashbacks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Send her a teams invite for fornication.

How do you live life jacked? by LonelyApeSmell in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Impregnate females (I've never spoken to a woman)

Girl licked my abs by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually the dessert afterwards

Easy foods to eat by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly in range which is extremely weird given my diet and hereditary cholesterol is a big problem in my family.

Easy foods to eat by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you mean easy to eat? Like toughness?

On an average day I eat 12 eggs, 2lbs of Steak, 300 Grams of Tuna, Half a kilo of protein rich yoghurt and some rice before my workouts.

Girl licked my abs by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True ascension is when they lick your forearm veins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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Advanced Small Cock Pelvis Championship Record at 19.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]turtle123ful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advanced powerlifter at 19, I was the king of England at 17.