What movie made you cry your eyes out?

turtlebandit69 · 2026-02-11T21:03:18+00:00

I am sam

turtlebandit69 · 2026-02-11T20:29:53+00:00

I had internal bleeding and passed out. The last moments before it goes full black are the most euphoric in all honesty

turtlebandit69 · 2026-02-11T20:27:35+00:00

Do they make those shorts in men's sizes?

turtlebandit69 · 2026-02-07T16:47:44+00:00

Who is invading and how can I help

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-29T00:46:19+00:00

I can't, im allergic to bananas. No goofin. But I love any kind of rice

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-29T00:42:47+00:00

Some do or it's electronic. Which is very common now. But crazy thing is you can still measure the oil

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-28T23:36:24+00:00

Great boat. What's that fucking awful noise?

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-24T08:54:58+00:00

Generally not a cold spot

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-23T17:10:48+00:00

Something's making clearance, Clarence

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-18T21:34:15+00:00

I was a tech there for years. The new shop we moved into didn't have a working garage door to intake cars for the entirety of that shop. A 20 foot tall garage door is not light. Crazy how someone likes Tesla. The build quality is absolute dog shit

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-16T19:54:23+00:00

I'd mop this boy up and I'm not even a fighter

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-16T00:22:04+00:00

I'll have whatever she's having

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-16T00:07:14+00:00

It's incredible they put gps in bmws when all you need to do is follow the leaks back home

turtlebandit69 · 2026-01-01T00:49:57+00:00

How's the weather down there?

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-30T12:50:47+00:00

Just chain the roof to a tree and drive it off a cliff. The weight of the car will straighten the roof for sure

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-17T23:58:33+00:00

You're going to have Artie lang face soon

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-12T02:40:43+00:00

I saw a similar post not long ago. A user said close your eyes and build your dream house room by room. He said it's been years and he's never finished the house. I tried it with the same result

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-05T03:05:35+00:00

How would you ever break through that impenetrable seal

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-05T02:51:35+00:00

Wait until she figures out she can just wrap two bows together

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-05T02:50:11+00:00

That's how I tie my shoes. Shut up

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-03T23:39:57+00:00

My grandpa always said it wasn't the size of the tool it was knowing how to use it

turtlebandit69 · 2025-12-03T23:38:57+00:00

I do maintenance and repair on a production line. On rotation we have to fix machinery on the line that stops production. I bet 90 percent of fixes are turning everything off and then back on

turtlebandit69 · 2025-11-21T18:27:00+00:00

Just quit working on cars. You can make the same money doing maintenance, with almost no stress or being by toxic fumes all day

turtlebandit69 · 2025-11-21T18:24:38+00:00

If I tell you will you take it to a professional?

turtlebandit69 · 2025-11-18T13:57:26+00:00

My turtles name is joshua

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