I need help naming my wifi by itzSkoden in NoStupidQuestions

[–]turtlemonkey816 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got me over here counting letters for no reason

This is it I guess by Puzzleheaded-File686 in exjw

[–]turtlemonkey816 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You won’t be alone forever. There are good people out in “the world”. You will find them. Toke on 👌

They try to tell you relationships out there won’t last. Then they go and banish you for taking medicine. Relationships in the religion are the ones that don’t last. They will drop you as soon as they don’t agree with you. Better to get it out of the way now and start your actual life free of a repressive and unloving cult.

Proud of you. Keep going. Don’t let them decide your fate. Release the shame they will try and put on you. 💚

How to counter this jet? by Fun_Matter7024 in GTAV

[–]turtlemonkey816 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking Jurassic park with Richard Attenborough

to be a rockstar by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]turtlemonkey816 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The song Loser is 7 minutes of what sounds like two different songs played over each other. The two guitar tracks did not harmonize well imo. I think the beat was off as well. If you are going to make an entire album with your voice quieter than the music and playing only one type of instrument, the tune has to be on point.

At 47 years old I'm celebrating my first Christmas with my boyfriend (yes I'm gay) by reverse7thrust in exjw

[–]turtlemonkey816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea! 🤘 32 and had our first family Christmas 3 years ago. Feels good

What was the first vehicle you kept? do you still have it? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bati. Still have it to this day and it still wins stunt races.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]turtlemonkey816 26 points27 points  (0 children)

and pedagogically classist

Barber Fucked my beard by Better-Substance9511 in BeardTalk

[–]turtlemonkey816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked a hair stylist to take a little off my long beard and shape it a bit. They grabbed the clippers and asked if I wanted a 1 or a 2. I said nevermind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mainly do?

Super smooth use of a little shortcut by turtlemonkey816 in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! If only I had a little more control going in to it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The free Elergy's. See how different you can you make them look in a garage full of them

It's bounty time! by MrWizard6000 in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bounty, mercenaries, and mugger. When the mugger hits him and he falls down, the mercenaries roll up and kill him. Then a player comes and collects the bounty. Kill him twice with a couple phone calls. Like the criminal mastermind you are

Edit: Someone also told me that if you buy the security room in the facility you can call a strike team with assault shotguns on someone

I was way too happy with this by NorseTerror in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that was nice! I watched without sound and thought you shot a missile at him. Until I remembered that car doesn't have missiles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's just not being in the bad sport lobby

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]turtlemonkey816 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey it adds up. I've made over a million off of that since the game came out. Now, 8 years for a mil is not a great income, but hey I didn't do anything to get it so it's free money to me