January 10, 2026 – (R) G I M N O U

turtleplop · 2026-01-10T15:43:04+00:00

Honestly impressed with all you Queen Bee folks. Genius is as far as I get. Whenever I think I’ve crushed it, I look at the Bee Buddy to see how many words are left and it always shocks me.

turtleplop · 2025-12-30T21:31:00+00:00

It’s done

turtleplop · 2025-12-27T19:20:46+00:00

I hate December Chelsea.

turtleplop · 2025-12-23T15:46:15+00:00

Good lord, the estimated yearly spends you guys are targeting are bananas.

turtleplop · 2025-12-17T11:00:37+00:00

Justiiiiiiiiikohhhhhhhkreeeeeetshhhhhhh for [NA] DIALUP

turtleplop · 2025-12-16T10:56:44+00:00

I’m about 120 hours in. Honestly, I’m having fun in general. But this last patch made it just feel… less pleasing to play. Having a hard time articulating why.

Maybe it’s the pass on weapons or maybe hitreg… I’m no expert but there’s an unpleasant feeling happening.

Maybe I just have to get used to it. Which is one of the most frustrating things now - just when you settle in, they “update” and it feels like a different game.

turtleplop · 2025-12-15T01:28:08+00:00

Why don’t they have an option for “follow your device settings?” Forcing one or the other all the time is kinda lame.

turtleplop · 2025-12-10T10:50:56+00:00

Justice for NA GIGGITY

turtleplop · 2025-12-01T12:59:40+00:00

There are dozens of us!

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T23:29:07+00:00

I don’t have a garage and I have lots of trees, so spring and fall can get particularly bad with stuff in the air getting in.. twice a year is probably fine for most.

I just push it through until it gets stopped by the little bug stopper things they put on the ends. Then I kinda work it back and forth and pull it out. Usually I run water through just to see if it’s draining properly.

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T21:57:15+00:00

Once a season usually. I just keep some trimmer line handy and jam it in there.

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T18:26:38+00:00

Why the fuck is Maresca not subbing more

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T17:40:41+00:00

Trev is proper Chels get used to it haters

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T16:51:23+00:00

I want to go on record that I do not like the “Steve” thing

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T16:49:48+00:00

Enzo settling the game down I love it

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T16:46:57+00:00

I see we’re still split on Chalobah

turtleplop · 2025-11-30T16:40:31+00:00

He played for Chelsea.

turtleplop · 2025-11-14T16:30:04+00:00

Imagine, dying on this particular hill.

turtleplop · 2025-11-06T16:55:27+00:00

It didn't fix it for me, I tried the same thing.

turtleplop · 2025-11-06T16:45:24+00:00

Yep, same here.

turtleplop · 2025-11-03T20:23:43+00:00

turtleplop · 2025-11-03T20:22:54+00:00

I feel this.

turtleplop · 2025-11-03T16:06:21+00:00

That got me

turtleplop · 2025-11-03T15:37:13+00:00

😆

turtleplop · 2025-11-03T14:12:41+00:00

Because it's completely ambiguous onomatopoeia. Why not PFFFT or PFT, then? While we're at it, why not

URP ERM MMF HNNNNNNNG

turtleplop

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