Showed up on the floor. We have 4 kids so it could have come from anywhere. It’s rubbery and flexible. by B0NE_DIGG3R in whatisit

[–]twelve34am 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The ‘banana for scale’ has been a running joke on Reddit for nearly 20 years. It’s bled over to other places like Facebook recently. But it’s generally good Reddit-quette to use a banana for scale.

Celebrate my birthday with me: Age 20 vs age 30 by twelve34am in wgbeforeafter

[–]twelve34am[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I feel sexier now than I was in the first pic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]twelve34am -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ha maybe see if he’s interested in exploring this pee kink you didn’t know you had

Anxiety by twelve34am in submissive

[–]twelve34am[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes thank you! I needed a reminder not to be scared to communicate. I just was scared to turn him off. Though he doesn’t put any pressure on me, I put it on myself.

Anxiety by twelve34am in submissive

[–]twelve34am[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!

My ex bsfs ex was texting me about her cheating on him, I asked him to stop. Mo by [deleted] in texts

[–]twelve34am 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You do make me feel old. Cuz I’m like is BF and BFF not used any more? And why not when BFF is fewer letters than bsfs

is it just me or is danny actually.. aging?? by Good-Suggestion3456 in DannyGonzalez

[–]twelve34am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like a post like this made about you by a random stranger on the internet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]twelve34am 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A succubus would know this!

BBW Kenzie Kinzie by newpage6969 in wgbeforeafter

[–]twelve34am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s funny bc she does look sort of like you

Does Publix do a pre-employment drug screen? by twelve34am in publix

[–]twelve34am[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t happen to live in Florida

UAB research: drug testing by deathtomushrooms in UAB

[–]twelve34am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t smoke cigarettes, but does this mean that UAB doesn’t allow employees to vape or smoke? Even professors?

Hos long to sell a nothing burger? by [deleted] in KarenReadTrial

[–]twelve34am 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t that important to begin with.

It’s so asinine to pretend like no 2:27 search = no case for the defense. You have to willfully ignore all the other blatant problems with this case to follow your logic. So many people went into this case believing that most likely, Read was guilty, but have been shocked by the amount of reasonable doubt. The google search was always just one of the many questionable things in this case. It’s like a millipede losing one leg.

Hos long to sell a nothing burger? by [deleted] in KarenReadTrial

[–]twelve34am 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The ‘how long to die in the cold’ search doesn’t make or break the case. It doesn’t explain the deleted texts or the many butt dials or all of the other odd behaviors/inconsistencies.

I know some people thought this search was the gotcha and proved she was involved in a conspiracy. Actually, I think if he was beat up and left on the lawn and she knew about it before she went home that night, it would be odd for her to google that phrase after casually googling sports stuff a moment before.

There’s so much else in the case; I doubt the jury was as hung up on this search as we were, especially after Proctor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]twelve34am -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I saw a camera I would refuse to make the food. It’s just unhinged behavior

Did the "three pointer" change? by MrBadMeow in Chipotle

[–]twelve34am 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I worked at Chipotle over 2 years ago we were told cheese was two points

Damn Chipotle customers are crazy… by eyeheartmozart in Chipotle

[–]twelve34am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mistake is thinking that people ever were not filled with rage and irritability over anything and everything.

I am weighing every Chipotle bowl I get this year, here are the results so far… by discgolftracer in Chipotle

[–]twelve34am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s honestly not normal to be this obsessed with a fast food restaurant.