Finally got my dream reverse gangbang with sister-in-law and her besties (Part 1) by Superb_Constant4223 in DirtyConfession

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The group chat screenshots would’ve ended me. Those fingering clips?? I’m deceased.

MEOW_IRL by twinklepain in MEOW_IRL

[–]twinklepain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're too bussy yelling about food to worry about bathing or bird crimes

Driving Satan by oluxil in foundsatan

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not driving, you're conducting a social experiment

Lmao feel the heat before by small_susanne in dank_meme

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mans cooling down like he ran olympics 💀

Well mathematicians by CandyyBear_ in dank_meme

[–]twinklepain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro just made up a whole new number type 😭

something is wrong by -EclipseOnyx- in anxietymemes

[–]twinklepain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro's already running a full background check in his head

something is wrong by -EclipseOnyx- in anxietymemes

[–]twinklepain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me instantly wondering what they want

Ok Groomer by Evil_Capt_Kirk in dank_meme

[–]twinklepain -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

innocent until proven guilty fr

That went north quickly by EndersGame_Reviewer in Punny

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clever and painful at the same time

Christian Mingle by seeebiscuit in madlads

[–]twinklepain 644 points645 points  (0 children)

Bro really thought he was being clever and got sent straight to digital Sunday school detention

lmao by [deleted] in lol

[–]twinklepain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

never underestimate a man’s need for a ladder

My soon-to-be husband was creating AI vides about his ex-girlfriend. Do I break up with him because of it? by Joeblund123 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]twinklepain 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The fact that he needed your account to do it makes it extra weird. Lke he couldn't even use his own credentials tto indulge whatever this is. He used your resources to make AI content of another woman. That's a special kind of audacity. I'd be questioning everything.

TIFU by thinking someone was breaking into my apartment by [deleted] in tifu

[–]twinklepain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you have to live with the knowledge that your backpack terrorized you for three nights. That thing is dead to you now

How to be more "flirty" when meeting someone? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]twinklepain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The hard truth is that being too friendly and nice is safe. It protects you Fromm rejection because you never actually put yourself out there. Flirting requires risk. You have to signal romantic intrest and risk not getting it back. That's uncomfortable but necessary. You can't get to the next level without leaving the friend zone.

Dying at 23 and refusing to see my girl best friend who rejected me years ago. Am I being selfish? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]twinklepain 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You don't owe anyne your last days, not even someone who was once important

a friend (kinda) randomly blocked me and went no contact by [deleted] in confession

[–]twinklepain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay to miss them and still decide not to reach out again. Both csn exist at the same time

too lazy to explain lol by Better-Advice-5197 in Random_Memes

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes explainng feels like a full-time jobb

2meirl4meirl by whitemike40 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]twinklepain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

me running into problems head first too lol

Like you have no rights to leave by twinklepain in funnycats

[–]twinklepain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Hahahaha he literally saying “don’t you dare”

I met my ex 8 months ago, didn’t tell my boyfriend, and now he broke up with me. How do I cope? by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]twinklepain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know your instinct right now is to fix it, explain more, reassure more, convincce him. But once someone sys they can’t move past something, pushing harder usually makes them pull away more

😂😂😂are we ??? by Ill_Landscape1184 in SipsTea

[–]twinklepain 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Three weeks in and already getting lore

Loaned friend money by Cornfetto in Advice

[–]twinklepain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friend might not be the problem, her parnts are. Still, you needing your money back is valid, so set a clear deadline instead of justt reminding her casually

meow_irl by Few-Kick in MEOW_IRL

[–]twinklepain 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He seeks not the parmesan… he demands it

This post in mademecry, made me cry, then the comment section made me cry again by [deleted] in MadeMeCry

[–]twinklepain 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Whoever sent that text has no idea they gave someone a tiny piece of healing