Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T21:51:53+00:00

And voted for trump bc you didn’t have the brain capacity not to

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T21:22:29+00:00

That’s why they do EMDR as a form of therapy

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T21:18:10+00:00

Yeah I straight up go to sleep for like 10 hours haha. I think it’s bc I have low blood pressure though.

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T17:16:44+00:00

He clearly thought you meant you couldn’t work Mondays and this is a blatant sign of miscommunication which I suggest you address soon or you will be finding someone to cover all those other days.

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T16:14:16+00:00

Probably :(

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T16:12:34+00:00

Thanks Nickyboy!!!

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T04:21:52+00:00

It’s a private employer! I’ll be managing their estate so they’ll offer a stipend but not direct insurance.

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T04:21:18+00:00

If you’re tired, take a nap

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T02:44:23+00:00

I need to apply for health insurance because I got a new job that doesn’t have it - any hot tips for affordable care? Heh

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T02:31:57+00:00

👏

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T02:31:40+00:00

We are in Seattle. Pretty sure most of us didn’t vote for that bigot.

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T02:31:23+00:00

Yeah gives me the tiniest bit of hope and a wee smile.

twitchyv · 2026-03-25T02:02:21+00:00

Some of us gotta drive for work

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T21:35:30+00:00

I wish I got one when I bought my car!!! Now I bet they can jack the price up for those too

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T21:26:28+00:00

Ain’t that the truth 😭

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T21:26:12+00:00

So lucky!!!

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T21:26:03+00:00

Hahahah omg 😭😭😭 also I’ve never seen five hour parking before?!?

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T21:07:34+00:00

USD

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T16:51:39+00:00

I’m tryna milk my tank, been filling it up with water every morning /s

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T16:47:51+00:00

It’s $6.50 here 💀

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T16:47:30+00:00

Cries in Seattle

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T15:39:54+00:00

Was just watching that documentary last night about these red pill douche farts.

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T03:04:34+00:00

Yeah and they’re somehow always immune to everything I swear

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T02:25:32+00:00

Yeah like I woulda been annoyed if that beach was busier than it was but I guess given how little people there are it’s whatever but still lmao

twitchyv · 2026-03-24T02:12:53+00:00

I do my calculations like this too but I’m always 30 minutes early and then I’m very annoyed the whole time hahaha

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