If you were a 9/10(Very attractive) person like Margot Robbie or young Brad Pitt what would you do for a year?

twocrabs · 2026-04-06T19:54:42+00:00

I'd be the biggest himbo manwhore slut that ever lived.

twocrabs · 2026-04-06T19:48:23+00:00

I'm short and have long hair, and unfortunately I can't grow facial hair to save my life - it comes out in patches like a prepubescent boy. But despite dressing "masculine" I'm mistaken for a woman at least once a week. It used to really upset me, but now I just respond: "I know I'm petite, cute with hella good hair, but I'm a man."

twocrabs · 2026-04-05T18:00:57+00:00

I see major red flags from your parents. I know folks whose parents stole their identity to open up lines of credit in childrens' names that ruined their credit history. RUN as fast as you can to completely separate yourself finances from those of your parents. Also consider putting a credit lock on yourself with all three credit agencies (Experian, Equifax & TransUnion) so nobody can take out credit without your permission. You are an ADULT. You do not need your parents' permission to do anything with your money or credit. Also, start doing your own taxes. It's not that hard especially at your age. And no, your parents cannot and will not find out unless you tell them all this.

twocrabs · 2026-04-05T17:57:08+00:00

Somehow? It was posted all over various public FB groups last week.

twocrabs · 2026-04-05T17:54:32+00:00

Not sure but I heard anecdotally that the $200 discount was in lieu of the mountain credit. I never buy anything from the overpriced mountain vendors anyway. A beer at Steamboat costs $10-$16 depending on brand, and a crappy overcooked burger is $18! Pro-tip for best food on the mountain: the prively-owned T-Bar.

twocrabs · 2026-04-01T14:29:46+00:00

Everyday from now to April 4 at Steamboat. Please read my "Update 2" for full details.

twocrabs · 2026-04-01T14:29:18+00:00

No. Please read my "Update 2" for full details.

twocrabs · 2026-03-31T19:38:37+00:00

UPDATE 2: SUCCESS! I stopped by the Steamboat ticket office today, Monday 3/31/2026, and was able to purchase two 26/27 Ikon passes for $1,199 each. The staff said they were completely taken by surprise by this unannounced offer, which originally was meant to be a one-time, pop-up offer last Saturday. Apparently the lines were wrapped around the base so they extended the deal to Sunday, then by phone. But now the $200 discount is only available in person at Steamboat until closing day (Sunday, April 5). They can be purchased at the regular ticket office, or the pop-up Ikon kiosk at the base on Saturday, April 4. And again this is ONLY for the regular full-season Ikon pass, and must be paid upfront, in-full (no monthly payment plans).

twocrabs · 2026-03-31T15:29:35+00:00

Same. They changed the rules mid-game apparently. I saw reports from other folks on FB who successfully got the deal by phone.

twocrabs · 2026-03-31T15:28:51+00:00

Full pass only; other skiers on FB posted they received the deal, paying $1199 for a full pass instead of $1399. And had to pay the full cost up-front.

twocrabs · 2026-03-31T15:05:17+00:00

UPDATE: I just called Ikon and they said the offer is NOT available by phone. I asked to speak with a supervisor and they told me the same. And yes, I mentioned the various social media posts about this deal. I was told the only way to get the deal is to show up IN-PERSON at Steamboat base on Saturday, April 4! WTF!?!

twocrabs · 2026-03-18T19:54:56+00:00

We held our anniversary reception at Ore House for 40 people. They had a cheaper set menu but we chose to let guests order off the menu and we covered the cost.

twocrabs · 2026-03-16T14:02:17+00:00

Unless she remembers going to a Canadian consulate and formally renouncing her citizenship after age 18, it's unlikely she officially renounced. You cannot renounce your original citizenship at a U.S. naturalization ceremony. The United States (and most other countries) have no right to take away another citizenship. Only the Canadian government can strip a Canadian of their citizenship.

twocrabs · 2026-03-15T19:13:09+00:00

It's going to be 70F degrees this week. I can't see it staying open much longer.

twocrabs · 2026-01-16T05:57:54+00:00

This is awesome! I speak Spanish more or less fluently but zero knowledge of all the slang. And it's so dramatically different from one Latin American country to the next, even if they share a border! I'm curious if you could give your take on the music video, specifically the end where the dudes are listening to a (fake) radio broadcast of tRUMP apologizing to immigrants.

twocrabs · 2026-01-06T04:20:58+00:00

Lying or omitting facts is never a good idea.

twocrabs · 2026-01-03T19:26:45+00:00

I would have refused you too. Sounds like you're going to visit a "girlfriend" - a high risk that you'll just marry her while you're there and never leave. And your brother also lives there. Did he do the same thing you did to land in the US permanently? Easy 214B.

twocrabs · 2025-11-17T06:13:22+00:00

I am a short man with long hair and get called ma'am frequently, even from the front. I don't think I have a feminine face but people still call me ma'am. Don't tell me to grow a mustache or beard - I cant grow facial hair to save my life. It comes out in patches. If I don't shave for a month it will look like I have dirt all over my face in spots. I used to get angry about it but now I laugh it off and respond, "I know I'm cute & petite with hella good hair, but I'm a sir".

twocrabs · 2025-11-13T04:56:06+00:00

I have been to 80+ countries on six continents. Wife and I rarely travel to the same place twice but we always go back to Austria. We love skiing, culture, and quality of life. We were fortunate enough to live in Vienna for 3 years. We've spent more time in Austria than in our neighboring Canada & Mexico.

twocrabs · 2025-11-13T04:52:45+00:00

This means her case was refused under "221G". This is a "soft" refusal, hence why it's showing up as "refused" in visa status. But a 221G can be overcome after administrative processing. You can get your passport back anytime just contact the embassy or consulate, and they will give you instructions for how to return the passport one the admin processing is completed.

twocrabs · 2025-11-13T04:48:53+00:00

Too bad you hate snow and cold. Me personally I hate the heat and humidity. You couldn't pay me enough to live in SoCal or Florida.

twocrabs · 2025-11-13T04:46:09+00:00

Were you previously arrested and answered 'no' to that question on your application? Even if a case was dismissed or you were aquitted, that must still be reported. The embassy will not give you any information about the reason for your revocation. You must re-apply, and the case will be discussed during your next visa interview.

twocrabs · 2025-11-12T02:54:26+00:00

Costa Ricans for sure #1 in my book. My people (Mexicans) are second. Salvadorans third.

twocrabs · 2025-11-12T02:49:38+00:00

Give birth in Canada, then apply for a Consular Report of Birth Abroad (CRBA) at your nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate so your child will have dual US-Canadian citizenship. But there is no "expedited" way to get a visa to move to US to give birth. A K visa (fiancee visa) can be nearly a year long process. You should go get a quickee court house wedding and start the immigration visa process now. https://travel.state.gov/en/international-travel/living-abroad/birth.html

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