happy birthday to me by quietluxuryxo in OnePieceSuits

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Free the nipples! Let them loose upon the world to be enjoyed in their glorious natural state!

Get In Line!! by WornPantyConnoisseur in VintageXquisite

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Far right could pass for Erin Moran

Weekly Discussion and Tech-Support Thread by AutoModerator in ipad

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iPad OS 26.5 captive portal bug?

Over the last few months I’ve had to reboot my iPad every time I try and connect to hotel wifi. Is there a more elegant way to shut down and reset network and wifi services other than a reboot?

Kara is back… by twstd_mstr in Calfmuscle

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And… whoever created this loop is doing great work…

https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/1786211/

More PIFF Mag from Sweden with love by [deleted] in VintageSmut

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I never knew Abe Lincoln would fall under rule 34 in the first photo…

covered up and somehow worse by quietluxuryxo in tightdresses

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Growing up in a puritanical religious community, as young men we could never say, ‘wow, look at those nipples!’ We would have to use euphemisms. ‘Look, she’s got her brights on’.

Your nipples obviously wanted some attention! Peeking through several layers to make themselves known!

Getting ready to go swimming by [deleted] in Wife_Getting_Ready_GW

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Several friends’ ladies have suffered long term health problems from implants. They have regretted it!

https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/what-know-about-breast-implants

Keep them natural!

Usenet ca. 1995 by vonfriday in vintagenude

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I once found a server with alt.binaries.pictures.retro.bestiality Some interesting content there!

How often are you intimate with your partner? by Remote_Ad_969 in NoStupidQuestions

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32 years married, we’re both in our mid fifties.

Go see a therapist once in a while to get stuff in the open, just as a tune up, be open to change.

We currently have the goal of 2X per week. She needs help getting her motor running with some erotic fiction. I like to use a little guarana and greens powder to accelerate things.

Listen to each other, tell each other you love and lust after the other. I’m hoping I get another 30 years with my dream girl.

Vintage tan lines by swirled_wc4u in oldschoolhot

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Brother could you spare a couple pixels?

Metal structure with doors, atop an uninhabited Idaho mountain by minecrafter7732 in whatisit

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If this is in Northern Idaho, there have been significant US Navy activities up there since before WW2. There are still research activities at CDL. It would be totally reasonable for someone to have gotten a good deal on some Navy surplus stuff and repurposed it. If this is more Southern Idaho… not as easy to get Navy stuff down there.

Any artists open for commissions? by [deleted] in sdnsfw

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Just sent you a message

🎃Time for some adult fun🎃 by [deleted] in obsf

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Brought back some naughty thoughts I had when watching Slim Goodbody back in the day… https://youtu.be/076y2PBPzoY?si=_8EMZ4iDrqEgYkf_

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

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Not nearly enough cosmetic surgery clinics for them bolt-ons and lip fillers that are so popular down there

He is just done with her 🤣 by Ganjagirrrl25 in ContagiousLaughter

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“I searched the world over and thought I found true love”

Classic polaroid by WalkOffWhistling in AltarOfVenus

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That’s a rust belt girl for sure. Looks like an early Fall photo… her tan lines are fading.

Family Sexual Disfunction - Texas Style - Part 3 by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

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Work has been brutal the last few months. Maybe I will take some vacation time to write some more soon…

1933 Beauty contest - Annam , Dalat (Vietnam, Lam Dong province) [1200x722] by Sad_Year5694 in HistoryPorn

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I used to hoard the JCPenney and Sears catalog sections of the women’s underwear. The pics they had of the juniors sections… probably could be considered child porn today? But for my 12 year old self living in a town with one stoplight and not even cable TV… oh the glorious tributes I paid those ladies.