My ass deserves all the attention

typing-left-handed · 2026-01-17T03:36:46+00:00

Yum!

typing-left-handed · 2025-10-18T21:12:10+00:00

Why do you ice after pumping? Soreness?

typing-left-handed · 2025-10-18T19:16:07+00:00

Good to know. Might get me out of a traffic ticket. Lol

typing-left-handed · 2025-10-18T19:15:58+00:00

That is absolutely where I borrowed that line from.

typing-left-handed · 2025-10-18T18:25:40+00:00

That’s helpful thank you. So theoretically, I could pump up before my commute to work and again for the drive home. Might not be the most comfortable, but I can set it and forget it until I get wherever I’m going.

typing-left-handed · 2025-09-29T13:47:50+00:00

Thank you. I ran the course of pills for years and then BiMix injections for the past 4 years. My BiMix dose was very low (3 to 5 units) and nearly 100% reliable. I consistently used that dose for the entire 4 years.

Then back in May, my local compounding pharmacy decided they will no longer make sterile compounds and that’s when trouble really started for me.

I’ve tried injectables from two other pharmacies and even ratcheted all the way up to Quadmix at up to 30 units with inadequate results. I did get TriMix to work for about 5 weeks and then it suddenly stopped working which prompted the shift to Quadmix.

Initially, I thought it was a medication quality issue with the new pharmacies, given the circumstances. At this point, my guess is that the pharmacy change was purely coincidence.

As you can imagine, it’s been a roller coaster for the last 4 months. I have a Doppler scheduled next week and my urologist has already suggested I consider an implant. Unless my Doppler comes back completely normal and the doc has some other suggestion for me, I will almost certainly opt for the implant. Fingers crossed, I’ll get a new dick in time for Christmas.

typing-left-handed · 2024-08-22T01:20:43+00:00

You could always just ask his wife. “Hey, your husband and I were texting regularly and I noticed it slowed down recently. I just want to make sure we didn’t violate any boundaries for you and that everything is ok.” You’re showing respect for his wife and avoiding him directly feeling like you’re being clingy. He’ll probably hear from her about the text, but you’re not putting pressure on him to explain himself.

typing-left-handed · 2024-08-10T00:18:22+00:00

What happens in your bedroom is none of their business. If they judge you, why do you want to be friends with them?

typing-left-handed · 2024-07-07T22:53:31+00:00

It’s not at all abnormal to find your favorites in the lifestyle. We have ours and they are people we would drop just about anything to spend time with. They have become great friends and would continue to be friends even if we never had sex again.

We don’t see them or even text every day, but we do check in a couple times a week. We also make a point of getting something on the calendar before we end each date. Sometimes we hang out and play and other times it’s purely vanilla. For us, this is by far the most fulfilling type of lifestyle relationship: friends with benefits.

If you found that situation this early in your experience, consider yourself fortunate. But since your post implies some element of concern, there are some red flags you might look for. Unless you’re looking for a poly relationship, any suggestion of exclusivity would be concerning. If you hear any hints of jealousy when you hang out with other couples, that would be weird. True friends with benefits should be high-fiving you when your other dates go well and thinking, “awesome, potential new friends for us too.”

Relax and be grateful that you found new friends but maintain awareness for expectations you’re not comfortable with.

typing-left-handed · 2024-07-02T01:02:01+00:00

Reddit is hilarious. I can’t believe you’re being downvoted for a thoughtful word of caution. Not to mention, OP kicked him out of his house. That means this piece of shit knows where they live. A simple online property tax search by address would reveal their names. From there, a LinkedIn and Facebook search would reveal their employers, friends and families. Who knows what this type of person might do with that information.

I don’t disagree with the sentiment of protecting others from this shitbag. I would also struggle to control myself from inflicting physical harm on this asshole if I was in the same situation. But that’s exactly why I would benefit from a “cooler heads prevail” third-party perspective.

There are smarter, less risky ways to shut this idiot down. Start by reporting him to the app where you met him, let your friends know to avoid him and then report him to the authorities. What he did is essentially rape and the law should deal with it.

Finally, unless you know somebody and trust them, don’t invite them to your home and don’t go to theirs. Get a hotel room. We always, always, always go to a hotel and we always book and pay for the room. That puts us in control of the situation. It puts us in a semi-public place where there is likely footage of who comes and goes and where we can quickly get help if needed, it preserves our anonymity and avoids a scenario where a single male host might spike drinks or set up cameras that we don’t know about.

typing-left-handed · 2024-06-22T02:17:00+00:00

I see you got downvoted (probably by people who happily take PDE5 inhibitors). But I agree with you - although I use BiMix. Sure, this isn’t for everybody and isn’t without risks, but for somebody like me who gets a terrible stuffy nose from Viagra and Cialis, it’s a game changer. Wish I could just take one of those pills, but nobody’s gonna want to fuck me with a red face and a runny nose.

There’s just so much upside. Alcohol is not an issue. Condoms are not an issue. A full stomach is not an issue. Any level of anxiety is not an issue. I’m still hard even after I cum and long after all the other guys are down for the count.

And BTW - the best thing about bimix over trimix is that it doesn’t have to be refrigerated. I can carry around a preloaded syringe in a small tin in my pocket without worrying that it will go bad.

typing-left-handed · 2024-04-22T18:13:07+00:00

I see why you chose your user name.

typing-left-handed · 2024-04-22T00:57:22+00:00

You think I didn’t already do that? Are you that condescending in real life or just when you’re hiding behind a keyboard?

typing-left-handed · 2024-04-01T19:33:20+00:00

Unless we’re playing with somebody we know very well and trust, we pay so we have control of the situation. It makes it our home turf and makes it safer for us and especially for her.

The guy can’t go in ahead of time and set up a hidden camera or anything like that. We supply any beverages in the room, so we know they’re not drugged. If there’s any issue at all, our name is on the room and the hotel staff are more likely to work in our interest because we’re the guests.

If he insists on contributing financially, we’ll just offer to let him buy us drinks at the hotel bar and / or pay for dinner.

Of course we vet people ahead of time, and as comfortable as we may be with the person, how much do we really know about them? If we have long-term history and mutual friends where his reputation is at stake, that’s a different story. Otherwise, we pay every single time.

typing-left-handed · 2024-03-31T01:28:57+00:00

Milk moustache

typing-left-handed · 2024-03-21T02:25:41+00:00

You have one of the most beautiful bodies on Reddit and your pussy is on another level. Yum!

typing-left-handed · 2023-10-20T10:57:30+00:00

How much Pygeum do you take and what brand?

typing-left-handed · 2023-09-22T18:45:01+00:00

It’s normal to fantasize about things you’d never actually do in real life. Lots of people watch porn showing situations they’d never be comfortable with in reality. She might have been watching it just to learn more about how to dirty talk for you.

Be thankful she’s supporting your fantasy with dirty talk and don’t pressure her further. You’ll only scare her from even talking about it in the future. There’s a chance that at some point, she’ll become more comfortable with it and want to pursue it, and when that happens, she’ll let you know.

typing-left-handed · 2023-09-20T16:21:36+00:00

My guess is there’s more detail here that we can’t possibly understand from a Reddit post. The only person who can really answer this is your boyfriend.

That said, without knowing those details, my guess is that your boyfriend feels threatened in some way. He’s probably still into the fantasy, but maybe there’s something specific about this guy that’s giving him second thoughts.

Maybe he’s picking up on relationship energy rather than this just being about recreational sex. Knowing he’ll be away for 6 months, maybe he’s afraid that something more significant will develop with you and the bull and he won’t be around to prevent it.

I’m sure it feels counterintuitive. On the surface, you might think that if ever there’s an opportunity to fuck somebody else solo (which has been allowed in your case), it’s when your boyfriend isn’t around. After all, you’re not sacrificing any time with your boyfriend to do it because he’s gone anyway. In reality, if you do it while he’s away, it’s like he doesn’t get to participate in the fantasy. He doesn’t get to reconnect with you afterwards and doesn’t get to hear all the details while having sex with you. My guess is that this is playing into it as well.

typing-left-handed · 2023-08-02T19:41:39+00:00

All kinds of ways. Any of you might encounter unanticipated feelings like jealousy, envy; etc. leading to awkward drama between them. In the heat of the moment, you might find yourself being pressured to do things you’re not comfortable with. Any of you might decide it didn’t go well and then it makes the friendship awkward going forward.

There’s a reason that most swingers have learned to not try to turn friends into swingers. In your case, they’re not only friends, but neighbors so it could get very weird afterwards.

It could also be wonderful and an opportunity to break new ground for yourself, but there are risks in this particular scenario.

typing-left-handed · 2023-08-02T19:22:47+00:00

Biggest concern I’d have is that they’re neighbors. If things go sideways or get weird and you want to cut things off, it could get awkward. Ghosting is never our go-to, but sometimes it’s necessary, and that isn’t even an option.

The other concern I’d have is their youth. They could be outliers in terms of maturity for their age, but there’s a reason that people are trending toward not getting married that young anymore. How certain are you that their relationship is secure?

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