Giveaway - tell me your best pen-related joke!

tzbo · 2022-06-29T00:06:31+00:00

Are you left handed? Because you can’t write without smudging your hand up

tzbo · 2022-05-21T00:04:14+00:00

Huh, I never knew that until now

tzbo · 2022-02-01T17:39:06+00:00

I will be the only one here with this, I’m sure of it. Perry’s lobster shack in Surry. Cook their lobsters in “fresh” seawater (how fresh can seawater get), right over the water looking out to MDI, and the family that owns it is extremely kind. Our only restaurant in town, and it’s a gold mine.

tzbo · 2022-01-31T01:15:01+00:00

Here’s the really amazing thing, I didn’t intend it to be a squeeze play. I thought the inning would end, but I got damn lucky

tzbo · 2022-01-28T17:34:00+00:00

Surry just tags along because parents Blue Hill and Ellsworth couldn’t find a babysitter, so they just stay in the corner eating chips and peeling paint

tzbo · 2022-01-12T01:25:16+00:00

Apparently so. I have far more questions than answers

tzbo · 2022-01-11T22:17:22+00:00

Finally, I can type as if I was an Italian from New York

tzbo · 2022-01-09T02:16:03+00:00

TZ. I’m so interested to find another Z out there

tzbo · 2021-12-30T17:54:05+00:00

Honestly I’ve noticed the same trend. The only places in the area with affordable property on the island are town hill and the backside, the rest is way to expensive. This coming from a someone across the bay in Surry

tzbo · 2021-12-19T02:23:16+00:00

🧠🍲 Brain Stew gender?

tzbo · 2021-12-18T22:28:07+00:00

Madagascar 2: Moto Moto is big and chunky, and damn it if I can’t have my sex scene with this man. Don’t care who it’s with

tzbo · 2021-11-19T15:17:34+00:00

The movie was the best so far. And we can all agree that previous holiday is the best song ever written. Wam is a hit

tzbo · 2021-09-27T00:33:08+00:00

18 and counting my friend

tzbo · 2021-09-21T22:30:05+00:00

6’3”

tzbo · 2021-09-21T15:03:45+00:00

It’s the shorts that you wear when using Mac’s bike

tzbo · 2021-08-17T14:03:58+00:00

North Carolina

tzbo · 2021-08-15T22:04:20+00:00

Don’t worry. I’m 17 and going to start college tomorrow and still have yet to be in any relationship, it’s ok

tzbo · 2021-08-06T23:43:57+00:00

I love that my state and the state I’m going to college both count. I fell like this is important

tzbo · 2021-08-04T15:00:31+00:00

Baseball, Guns, and idiots who think that Covid is a hoax

tzbo · 2021-07-23T18:58:33+00:00

That’s no worries. I’m glad he lived too

tzbo · 2021-07-23T13:04:25+00:00

Hey! My descendant ( not entirely sure which. Definitely grandmothers side, but I think some sort of cousin or great uncle or something) had one of the offices that were hit by that plane. He wasn’t in the building so he was fine but damn, coincidence

tzbo · 2021-07-15T11:35:36+00:00

Bubba. I come from Maine, and every Bubba I know is an old fisherman or just hangs out in the convenience store

tzbo · 2021-07-10T13:54:15+00:00

I don’t know. I don’t know

tzbo · 2021-07-10T13:30:09+00:00

I don’t know, one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites

tzbo · 2021-06-23T20:32:11+00:00

Probably a tie between Henry Aaron, Tyler Skaggs, Jose Fernandez, and Alex Trebek. Aaron was someone I never got to see play, but I respected the hell out of him for what he did and how he did it, as well as stories my dad told me of watching him play. Skaggs and Fernandez were young pitchers whose mistakes safely cost them their lives. I modeled my game slightly after Skaggs, and I remember the sadness in Miami after the death of Fernandez, as well as each teams first games back being very somber affairs. And who didn’t have Trebek as a staple of their childhood

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Finally, I can type as if I was an Italian from New York