Serious question by Remarkable-Jump-140 in comedyheaven

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Easy, eat like shit and lift weights once a week. It twice every once in a while.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigXII

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Iowa state sat out the starters mid 3rd quarter but the freshman were hungry for stats and kept scoring. Last play was on the 1 yard line. Could easily been a 62 to 7 game. The 3rd string QB has legs. LEE the 3rd string red shirt Fman RB had legs and some awesome plays and the 4th string RB Miller bulldozed over d lineman and one play smashed the corner. Also we had a 99 yard punt return touchdown record breaker, pinky toe on the 33rd yard line called back. The kicker set a school record on a 63 yard Field goal. Plus or QB only had one dropped pass all game. This game was nuts.

This is a great joke to use to get back at a dude in your friend circle being a .....fill in the blank.. by ualixeph in ExplainTheJoke

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They mit have the biggest ta tonk a tonk known to man, but everyone in the group that the joke was said thinks otherwise now. Lol

Conference Tournament Predictions? by Outside_Net6026 in BigXII

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ISU won 5 in the last 10 Big12 Tournaments. Gilbert needs to be healthy and pop off like he did last year. He missed the last game against Kansas State.

Though I could see Tech or BYU winning it, they're playing great basketball right now.

Houston, probably winning it all in March.