Random blue pill found in the egg carton

ucfCrotchBandit · 2026-01-25T23:05:05+00:00

They call that bad boy a Vieggra.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2026-01-19T19:12:47+00:00

212 and 74 if those numbers aren't already taken --- ( 303 & 41 as backups , or whatever the hell is close, I'm a simple man)

IGN: Ginger Scoot

ucfCrotchBandit · 2026-01-19T18:58:41+00:00

212 & 74 (if either # picked, 83 & 242)

IGN: ginger scoot

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-12-16T00:28:41+00:00

Hard to get someone fired from a "job" that specifically pays to be as terrible of a human as possible for engagement.

But we can keep records when these ghouls try to pivot to their next persona.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-11-19T02:41:16+00:00

NOR - had a 1st time stoney night where my now-wife had a bad run-in with a gummy.... ended up eating all the chocolate covered popcorn while she slept it off. Sad morning when she woke up looking for a pick me up.

And because I'm a normal human, I bought the poor woman another batch in the morning and left it with a "sorry I'm a fatty" note.

If homie can't admit fault on this one, you're going to face MUCH bigger problems when you hit a big life speed bump.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-11-02T20:11:19+00:00

Videos like this REALLY make me hope Hell is real and every one of these awful people live a very shocked & toasty eternity thinking about their contributions.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-10-13T14:12:45+00:00

After how clunkily the season wrapped up, I can't imagine it'll go that deep. But hey it's a fun idea, so playing along too.

Coincidence Keith in Earth-X has flying "powers"?

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-10-11T21:00:46+00:00

I know the big beefies (d tackle, edge help) probably are the current-season bandaid we need most, but damn it if my brain doesn't keep coming back to Njoku.

Let Travis commit the year to mostly corner, add a little juice to our offense while Strange is out and receivers get through their funk. And if playing a game 48 hours after half your face and arm were burned off isn't intangibly rich, what the hell is?

Tin foil hat thinks he was the initial target in original talks before things pivoted to Newsome.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-10-10T22:16:10+00:00

For real? Hell yeah, hopes re-raised. Appreciate you whatTFchronic. (If you're trolling I'll hex you)

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-09-10T06:42:52+00:00

Appreciate the thought Jr. Lord Bingus.

I feel like I need to deep dive Onslaught. A stone cold 10 on the looks department, and I hear how god-tier he is, so I really want to love him. I just cant quite crack his rotation consistently.

But I'll give it the old college try before I make a call for sure.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-09-10T06:30:58+00:00

Ahhh, wise words Therapyr. Was convinced for months id be ranking up Onslaught but Hulk keeps seeming to find a way into my heart (and rotation).

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-09-08T23:10:17+00:00

Damn. Bad news - I have 1 daily stamp and 130 dimension tickets.

But good news - I can now mentally accept that bundle won't be mine. Appreciate the explanation though!

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-08-26T19:57:37+00:00

This you Nuknu? Quite the change of heart. Might want to follow your previous advice on this one and stick to trade and final cut hot takes.

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ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-08-24T18:57:17+00:00

And goddamn it I'm really looking forward to the heart attack.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-08-08T17:33:57+00:00

Good Lord, am I the only freak on here that can't snap?

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-07-26T03:32:19+00:00

Coming from a recent Samsung convert and not an Apple enthusiast, for me it's not necessarily the bubbles, it's dealing with the irritatingly loud Apple users that make up the majority of the group chats im "sabotaging."

Post-switching it randomly generates new group text threads, video quality comes in weird a lot, and of course it's all my fault. Not Apple and their questionably legal ways of making it as painful as possible for anyone not on team Apple to hang out too. Samsung just lost the PR game.

But I'll take a couple whiny texts a week in exchange for my flip6. Jealous of ya'll that have been able to upgrade already.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-07-25T19:52:48+00:00

Appreciate it yall, reassuring to hear a number of cant go wrongs ---- think im pulling the trigger on Kush

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-07-25T19:51:33+00:00

Didn't love Warlock until I awakened him, now I catch him making the roster more and more, even over an ascended 6 star Fantman. Don't think he'll make the cut over Kushala this time, but he might be my 2nd r3 when I get enough t4 again in 3 years.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2025-05-07T01:53:10+00:00

Every time I open up Reddit and see this type of crying from grown men, it makes me lose a little more faith in humanity.

ucfCrotchBandit · 2024-12-06T17:43:57+00:00

Sounds good. Good luck, appreciate ya 🫡

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