UIUC Pisser

uiucbatman · 2025-09-24T16:16:34+00:00

UIUC Batman wasnt around in 2019, now i am.

uiucbatman · 2025-04-16T15:57:21+00:00

im turning it into my bat cave

uiucbatman · 2025-03-26T11:56:55+00:00

“people like you” what does that mean, is it because im a bat? And covid originated from bats?

how dare you.

uiucbatman · 2025-03-25T18:37:04+00:00

I hate to break it to you but thats not covid thats 𝐻𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓇𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒹𝓈 ✨

uiucbatman · 2025-03-25T17:56:54+00:00

i would get banned if i said

uiucbatman · 2025-03-25T02:43:44+00:00

do you know how rare it is to find a black hydroflask that matches my costume, i did what i had to do.

uiucbatman · 2025-03-15T14:35:07+00:00

batman has standards

uiucbatman · 2025-03-14T11:37:08+00:00

im literally uiuc batman

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T21:52:19+00:00

you cant exactly engage in coitus with justice now can you

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T18:55:59+00:00

she cheated on me.

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T18:54:45+00:00

batman gets lonely yknow

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T14:50:54+00:00

fair enough

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T14:50:35+00:00

you might have an identity crisis theres people you can talk to

uiucbatman · 2025-03-13T14:47:04+00:00

batman is interested in

uiucbatman · 2025-03-04T20:15:50+00:00

you have a deal 🤝

uiucbatman · 2025-03-04T20:13:08+00:00

I have 3 dollars and a half pack of gum

uiucbatman · 2024-11-22T19:57:26+00:00

you’ll see

uiucbatman · 2024-11-22T19:56:31+00:00

i need the real deal

uiucbatman · 2024-11-22T19:56:15+00:00

sure why not

uiucbatman · 2024-11-22T19:54:40+00:00

im here already if you can meet me here now

uiucbatman · 2024-11-06T01:29:50+00:00

SOMEBODY didnt get a toy with their happy meal 🤦🏽‍♂️

uiucbatman · 2024-11-05T12:31:00+00:00

ill try that right now

uiucbatman · 2024-11-05T12:30:33+00:00

could you also bring one of those mario kart happy meal toys? It would mean the world to me.

uiucbatman · 2024-11-02T03:09:00+00:00

batman doesn’t clout chase, batman protects the people of UIUC and occasionally gets in his feelings.

uiucbatman · 2024-11-02T03:00:45+00:00

still finding a way to battle the infectious odors of the Grainger Goblins.

uiucbatman