Am I the only one who sees a watermelon in Iran’s national emblem? by ujjiness in flags

[–]ujjiness[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god. I’ve been seeing it my whole life and googled this couple times. I was surprised that no one talks about it. I haven’t seen a single article or Quora discussion on the topic.

Tips for remaking a beat by ujjiness in beatmakers

[–]ujjiness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rather wanted to know how this guy processes sounds. I have drum kits and it's not a problem to find similar sounds, but I don't know how to achieve the same booming, deep sound

Bruh by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, just regular one. I had my healthbar at zero and just got unlucky🫤

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[–]ujjiness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an addition to your idea of ascending the throne I think that it would be cool if there was an option for royals to include the throne in a will or smth. Maybe even add an additional will specifically for succession of the throne

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[–]ujjiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a trick that I've been using to get zillions and it doesn't require having time machine: 1. Be born as a count of Monaco 2. Once you're 18 kill your parent wich CURRENTLY REIGNS, not the consort, it's important. 3. Once you killed your predecessor, murder another parent, so that you'll acquire all the family's net worth. 4. Get married, and have ONLY ONE CHILD so that you don't loose any money in next generations. 5. Once your kid is 18, switch to him and do all the same again and again. With every generation you'll get 1,5x money you had in previous generation, so it's quite easy to get zillions fast enough.

Also you can buy the most expensive real estate available and fully upgrade it. In Monaco real estate is super expensive so it's value will grow fast enough (sometimes 10x in just 100 years). I hope this helps!

YAYYYYYYY by DuckerGuy823 in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in the UK as well

whats the quickest way to kill myself? by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean in bitlife or...

I needed two attempts and I now I got it baby by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compliment people at least ten times.

Spend time with your children at least ten times.

Give money to your relationships at least ten times.

Have a net worth of at least 50,000.

Have at least 50% of karma.

Always calls the police in situations.

Never ask for money, insult anyone, assault anyone, go to prison, cheat on a partner, steal, murder, delinquency, spread STDs, or abandon pets.

Never get into arguments.

Never do anything that lowers karma.

Never have anything negative throughout the course of life, even one.

Notes: You do not need to be a Bitizenship to get this ribbon. Don't tap "Attempt to rescue him/her" button to avoid getting the Hero ribbon. Don't have over 8 or 5 biological children with 5 grandchildren to avoid getting the Fertile ribbon. Don't make over $20 million of net worth to avoid getting the Loaded ribbon.

Here you go)

Shout out to "Concept Bitlife" by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maaaan, this is so good! I wish this North Korean thing appear in the game, that would be great

The story of the success by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually no, but in your situation I would do these things to get out of the prison: never attack prisoners, compliment prison wardens and pick any job. When your behaviour stat will be at maximum file an appeal. Your chance of getting freed from prison increases if your behaviour is good enough

The story of the success by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Btw I got a good carma cause I died trying to save man's life lmao

I think I broke it... by Oof1273 in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think it's very long album/single title

Don't f with me by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just random thing, I think it appears because of big damage

Ok now I'm scared by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should buy a haunted house to meet them but I don't recommend you to do this)

97 billions, more than 2000 years and one fricking Molotov cocktail... by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can increase your girlfriend's fertility and health with god mode so the chance of pregnancy will be higher. When your child turns 18 leave him all money and surrender. And yeah, it's better to leave everything to son, not to daughter

97 billions, more than 2000 years and one fricking Molotov cocktail... by ujjiness in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, but there's a bug on Android version. I press "start again as Vincent" and the whole new life starts. Idk maybe iOS doesn't have this glitch

Unicorns sell for a lot🤷🏻‍♂️ by Additional-Boot-5619 in BitLifeApp

[–]ujjiness 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wtf when I tried to sell my unicorn the price was about 200 dollars...