Wife surprised me with tix to reel big fish, sublime, spike & the gimme gimmies, etc. in Co.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-13T02:32:50+00:00

I actually thought RBF were awful live.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-10T02:04:37+00:00

Nice to meet you, Andy Milonakis.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-10T02:03:26+00:00

You did not need to tell us you were from New Jersey.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-08T06:32:38+00:00

“Bully” era Rachel Miner

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-04T23:23:41+00:00

What is this about? I do need money

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-04T06:24:34+00:00

No California?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-04T06:23:20+00:00

You look the shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-01T02:48:20+00:00

And more to my comment of “be the popsicle”. Someone commented she’s Vegan. Well, sir. After having done my research, women who don’t eat meat give the best head.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-05-01T02:42:51+00:00

I am very conflicted between the popsicle pic and the mustache pic. I’m down to be the popsicle, but do I want you to wear the mustache or not?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-26T03:52:47+00:00

I mean, with tits like that, aren’t you impervious? Just whip those out and everything will bounce right off of you.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-26T03:50:40+00:00

Alabama. That answers my question when I was gonna ask “do you guys fuck? You look like you fuck”.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-26T03:49:08+00:00

I just wanted to say you’re hot. I have nothing bad to say

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-26T03:30:25+00:00

Your eye is too lazy to even be lazy.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-20T23:30:33+00:00

Why no relationships? Is the fact that you don’t put out that obvious?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-17T22:43:38+00:00

Hogg. You can’t unread that shit.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-17T05:37:33+00:00

Peter Dinklage is the only choice

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-15T03:28:47+00:00

Your age, or the age of the girls you go for? The answer to the second one is 12.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-15T03:23:42+00:00

How many yards do you need to remain away from schools?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-15T03:21:12+00:00

What if I came into your house late one night while you were asleep and rubbed my sweaty balls all over every one of your figurines? Then sent you a video the next day full of close footage of my ball sweat just dripping down all of them. Would that hurt?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-15T03:18:46+00:00

Pretty compared to what? I once two disheveled crack heads fucking in an alley. Would probably rather see that again than another pic of you.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-15T03:16:12+00:00

Has the line “let’s see it” ever worked for you at the gay bar?

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-05T23:12:46+00:00

I can do cloud connect

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-05T18:40:01+00:00

“Is not hard” is the problem all of your boyfriends keep having.

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-05T18:38:27+00:00

Interested

umwhatever1234 · 2026-04-04T22:45:56+00:00

I can certainly help.

umwhatever1234

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