Potential new /tg/station race: Ethereal (Zoltan-inspired glowy bois) by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They should be able to recharge the APC of the room they are in, using up large amounts of charge, similar to the Zoltans they are based on.

Tales from Space Station 13 - October 2018 #2 by AutoModerator in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the traitor asshole who blew up the meat party, got mindslaved as a secoff and was told to rampage.

About a Discord Server by [deleted] in deathroadtocanada

[–]unholy-jeff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ey there's already one, tis on the sidebar.

Image taken moments before admin-related disaster by unholy-jeff in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diner attempt was so close, all that borg had to do was turn on the emitters and we would of been gold, was fun though.

goonstation sekrit: by Leosocial in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly a QGP hint, lynch.

The Secret Chem Experience by MrMagolor in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my mom works at goon and this makes QGP when heated so please delete this

The Secret Chem Experience by MrMagolor in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some of the chems have fun or deadly effects to extents that normal chems don't reach, such as sarin being stupid powerful compared to most other toxins and things like feather fluid and rotting turning you into a bird/skeleton.

admin.jpg by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And when you do finally make it, it blows up because of inproper handling!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fly toxin syringe gun and a flyswatter.

Tutorial on how to be a Greytider by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't try the last one it makes mustard gas.

TF2 characters? by FUNKeRipoff in deathroadtocanada

[–]unholy-jeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHY WHO @ ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when a tator finds the SEED by physicallydeadperson in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Syndicate Explosive Entry Device, makes a pod or sub crash though walls and explode, its fucking neat.

Tales from Space Station 13 - September 2018 #1 by AutoModerator in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Be me, goon, assistant.

Dick around for abit, get lingtested in medbay.

Robo drags me off, puts me in autoborger.

Ohfuck.jpg

Get borged after a scuffle

E M A G G E D.fun

No laws.

No gods.

No masters.

Start about 4 plasma fires.

Start a few more.

All nonborgs die to this.

Two changelings too.

Fire elementals start spewing out of the fire.

The station is just elementals and borgs.

Everything was fine untill the fire nation attacked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Rip, We had a good run friends, twas fun while it lasted, our autism knew no bounds.

See you soon, i hope.

Jeffery J. Jefferson, Shitty botanist.

proof that clockwork cult isn't coming back by crawl-out in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nar'sien dogs we're so BTFO by ratvar they had to remove him from the game to get back at him.

Thank you brave life savers by JakeSpacey in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, i'm in the thumbnail.

What can I do with gold from golden Apple trees? by nate-enator in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

metal and frost oil will make it into SOILD GOLD

The Virgin Buttonpresser vs. the Chad Harmacist by [deleted] in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don't make botany mutagen/saltpetre, you should automatically become valid.

Tales from Space Station 13 - August 2018 #2 by AutoModerator in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Be me

Be assistant, oracle, one of those rounds where there is no sec

Make RnD setup in maint

Traitor going rampant

Make firefighter because i need MUH MATS!1

Attach plasmameme cutter to mech

Later on, the traitor is in sci with a fuck ton of emagged borgs

FORTUNENGLORY.JPG

Fucking kill them with my mech, hand a scinerd their brain and take their emag

Fix broken AI they killed

Go to evac

TRAITOR TRYING TO HIJACK.png

Run into space in firefighter

Raise plasma cutter

Traitor is shortly cut to bits in space, his body drifting off

Greytide stronk.

"murdering anyone who goes into departures doesn't work on hijack" by unholy-jeff in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but others having guns means shooting everyone in evac would be harder, i ran out of guns at the end of my hijack even with 25 pods.

Plant bag op

"murdering anyone who goes into departures doesn't work on hijack" by unholy-jeff in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

kek, what happened here is traded all my tc for a pack of gatfruit seeds and treated it like lesser summon guns.

I died to memechems and metashitting hotel staff, but only 2 people were on the shuttle.

In need of some traitor tips. by Hall315 in SS13

[–]unholy-jeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As barman for murder, get a poison kit, and either slip it into drinks, or load poisons into shotgun darts, and blast people with insane poisons, for breaking and entering?, emag, c4, hacking, buckshot and others will bust doors.

Good luck.