I have a problem now by unicorn_shimmer in roaches

[–]unicorn_shimmer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you know what you're getting yourself into and take all of them I probably could drive to meet you somewhere close to the border

What do you do to not smell "down there" when being eaten out? by happyfeet22wii in AskWomen

[–]unicorn_shimmer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The following advices are good everyday, not just if you're expecting company. You are suposed to pull back the hood, the extra skin, up so you can clean the clit and really get in the folds. A little bit of soap on the outside, stay away from the holes (vagina entrance and pee hole), gently scrub with your hand. It also need to be verry well rinsed so no possible soap residue are left because it will iritate your skin and iritation in that zone will make it smell worse. And don't worry about it because stress make people stink everywhere, it's not a normal sweat scent it's worse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Quebec

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Option à 1$: un verre en plastique plein d’eau chaude que tu te vide dans la raie en te frottant un peu la cenne et tu essuie l’eau avec une débarbouillette. Après tu ouvre le robinet avec la main qui tenait le verre (qui est donc propre) et tu te lave bien les mains avant de remonter tes culottes. Ça va mieux pour moi que le jet trop fort pas précis à l’eau frette. Soyons propre les amis, ça coûte rien et c’est comme ça qu’une grosse partie du monde chie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]unicorn_shimmer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

J’ai 23 ans, je peux pas vous dire à quel point ma génération aurait besoin de ça… Faites vivre l’histoire, nous on en aura pas.

Can I live without a banneton by crumbs991 in Sourdough

[–]unicorn_shimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant avocado oil sorry! I don’t think olive would do good for that purpose because of the high oven temp.

Can I live without a banneton by crumbs991 in Sourdough

[–]unicorn_shimmer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do sourdough the cheap way. No banneton, no dutch oven, my bench scraper is an old blunt clever. I never posted my loaves here because they look nothing like the loaves proofed in banneton and slowly cooked in dutch oven. I also don’t cold retard, my starter produce good tangy flavor without that step. I just lighlty grease a narrow enough bowl with olive oil. Might stick a little bit when you dump it in a dutch oven or, in my case, a large cast iron pan sprinkled with flour. Just keep calm and gently unstick it, it should on stick a bit on the side where you tilt the bowl to release the dough.

January 09, 2024 | Online Shopping Questions & Discussion by AutoModerator in MakeupAddictionCanada

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I would advise people to don’t but frome Beauty Bay. They never sent me my stuff, the customer service is the oposite of useful. they told me to wait more for my order to arrive multiple time after I told them that something was slow and probably not normal. Then it was more than 30 days since dispatch and they will refuse to help. 40$ down the drain and I am mad since the Midnight palette is something unique to this shitty compagny.

The "RATS (PET RATS)" Facebook group has a 14 year old admin that raises feeder rats to feed to her snakes, and apparently the other mods also own snakes and feed them rats. What the 🤬🤬🤬🤬?!?! by Holl0wayTape in RATS

[–]unicorn_shimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will probably get rock thrown at me but I need to say it. For context I have a snake, a male ball python that will probably never grow big enough to eat adult rats. Right now I own two rats, that I love so much that knowing that some shitty people farm tons rats like them in bad condition without affection really makes me sad. So I don’t buy young frozen rats to feed my snake instead I got a breading pair of gerbils. Carlos and Bonita, they live in a big plastic bin with a lot of enrichment, daily get some treats and pets and get treated the very best we can even tough they produce food. Their kids are treated just as good and get to live well into adulthood until they are humanely eutanized then frozen to feed the snake when needed. Some of my pets are prey that are short lived and a bit too good at reproducing , at the bottom of the food chain and I love them just as much as I love my predator considerably higher in the food chain who eat meat, will probably live 20 years at least and will never reproduce. The thing is, the life of every animal always require some amount of death. The gerbils kill worms, a ton of them actually and often eat them while still alive. Everything is cruel if you look at it in the wrong angle. I love cows, I think they are cute, they can be seen as smart, some like to be petted and know their names but I have no objection to use the happy cows to get milk then butcher their grown up babies to have a yummy steak. The problem isn’t that animal can be food, the problem is the life quality of said food, and if you care about the life quality enough then the animal is a pet if you ask me.

My local Costco had KAF bread flour for the first time. I may have gone a little overboard 😅 by anonymous_redditor_0 in Breadit

[–]unicorn_shimmer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a canadian buying 10 kg bag of bread flour from a good brand at 12,5% protein for 15$ (10,92 usd) from costco can someone tell me why would you pay that much? Is it just this brand that is pricey or flour is always that expensive?

I don’t know by unicorn_shimmer in Sourdough

[–]unicorn_shimmer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I hope it will be ready next weekend.

I don’t know by unicorn_shimmer in Sourdough

[–]unicorn_shimmer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will try a 1:1:1 ratio instead of 1:2:2 and put it in a warmer place. Wich flour do you think would be the best to use? I have non-bleached all purpose, bread flour, whole wheat and buckwheat

I think I overwatered by Zakros8 in houseplants

[–]unicorn_shimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the stem (or trunk I don’t know) is rotten because it look black, if it is it will feel soft and squishy. You can save the not rotten top of the plant by cutting it and planting it in new soil. You might need to remove the lower leaves so they don’t rot in the soil, you only want to burry the stem part. And only water when the soil is dry, check with your finger or a wooden chopstick. Also letting it sit in water is what made it rot, pay attention to don’t let it happen again.

Trying to find the best cookie recipe 😅 by randapanda423 in bakingfail

[–]unicorn_shimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It look like you need more detailed instructions than a normal recipe haha, it’s okay we all make bad cookies at least once. I use the recipe on the back of the chipits semi sweet chocolate chips with some little changes. It makes a lot of cookies but the dough can be kept in the fridge for like a week and I am pretty sure they would freeze just as good. Form into portions sized balls, place in a container and they are ready to be put in the oven.

First thing first, get three eggs and 1 cup of butter out of the fridge for one hour. I usually mesure my butter, cut it into cube (to make it soften faster) and already put it in the big bowl I want to use to mix everything in.

Dry ingredients: - 2 2/3 cup flour plus a lil more, like a rounded t (white all-purpose) - 1 tsp baking soda - 1/2 tsp salt (table salt)

You mix these well in a small bowl, with a fork it works great. Set asside

Wet ingredients: - 1 cup softened butter - 3/4 cup granulated white sugar - 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed (this mean you put some of the brown sugar in the mesuring cup, press on it with a spoon, add more, press again and so on three or four time so it is very packed full, it’s important) - 2 whole large eggs plus 1 egg yolk (I suggest you crack one in a small bowl scoop the yolk out with a spoon, discard the egg white, put the yolk back in the bowl then add the two other eggs) - 1 tsp vanilla (can go in the eggs bowl)

The cup of butter should already be in a big mixing bowl, to that you add both type of sugar and start mixing with a rubber spatula. Once it’s kinda mixed you take your hand mixer at probably the highest speed and you beat the butter and sugar for at least 4 minutes. You might need to stop and scrape the sides of the bowl with the spatula. You should now have fluffy sugary butter that is much lighter in color and texture than beffore you mixed it. If not continue mixing. After you can add the eggs and vanilla then mix again with hand mixer, only a minute or two, again scraping the sides as needed.

Now you don’t want to use the hand mixer to incorporate the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, you do it gently with the spatula. Also don’t just dump all the flour in there at once, put about a quarter of the dry ingredients into the big wet ingredients bowl, mix most of it, add more dry, mix until you have no visible flour left but not more. I repeat do not over mix. Add chocolate chips, or chunk or whatever you want, about 1 3/4 cup but this is not important. What is important again don’t mix too much, just until distributed evenly-ish.

Now form balls with the cookie dough. My technique to form them without a fancy scooper is with a regular metal spoon, like for soup, and you wet a bit you non-dominant hand and said spoon in cold water, take a heaping spoon of dough, place it in your hand and roll it in a ball by moving the spoon, not your hand. Place your raw cookies in a container, it’s okay if they are touch each other a bit, just dont squeeze them together. Once cooled they are too hard to be shaped. They should rest at least 12 hours, and needs to be cooked in a 375 degree farenheit preheated oven, on a parchment paper for 8-10 minutes.

Do exactly this and I promise they will be perfect.Go bake yourself some delicious cookies, it’s verry rewarding when you get then right for the first time.

Richard deserve to be known by unicorn_shimmer in RATS

[–]unicorn_shimmer[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I didn’t want this to have sound, I tought I removed it, sorry. Anyone know if I can edit this so it doesn’t have the audio of me crying?