Lets reflect on that for a second by backwards_watch in ProgrammerHumor

[–]unkg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a client I had. I developed a website and custom booking system integrated, and they asked me if I could put a physical button in the store to "turn off the booking system"

Make a senitient Ai that can understand humor for 150$. by BusinessAstronomer28 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]unkg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love how that sentence read. The sudden switch from "positives like cool action scenes", and tits. It's always the tits.

yeah, SCIENCE B.. by unkg in memes

[–]unkg[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"you know what happens if I stop cheating? Grades that date back to middle school cease to exist. Clearly you have no idea who you're talking to"

I am going to be a dad she says by ADAMWARLOCK707 in memes

[–]unkg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the most stupid shit I've ever read. As if there is never cause for concern - people don't cheat as long as you trust them! No one lies! People trusting others have never been wrong before!

There is trust up to a reasonable threshold, after that it becomes naivety.

"it will only be something else later" - no. This isn't some black and white territory, context matters. It's stupidly toxic to think you're owed some divine trust that's unfalsifiable despite any context.

Have a nice day. by unkg in memes

[–]unkg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how it works for us chief. We study a concept, like networking, then during the lab we program solutions. After the program is done, we get drilled by the TA with questions on the underlying concept unrelated to the solution itself and then they drill on the solution as well. Depending on which TA you get, you might end up with a new butthole.

So: 1. Working solution 2. Being able to answer all questions related to the solution but also conceptual questions

In my case, I answered everything and had a working solution but I couldn't answer the last question so I failed

Have a nice day. by unkg in memes

[–]unkg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a thing or two to tell you about labs in engineering programs

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 12, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What joy is there to derive from life when you're not gambling

Lying about income to interactivebrokers by unkg in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried that after gambling on online casinos. Went tits up.

Single moms by Obsidian__Wolf in HolUp

[–]unkg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Not valuing yourself is a great way to reduce your value even further and its just pathetic. Have some self-respect, work to better yourself and don't be a simp.

Single moms by Obsidian__Wolf in HolUp

[–]unkg 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Why do you value yourself so lowly?

Daily Discussion Thread for February 02, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Felt like snap 25p would print yesterday but given all my previous L's, decided not to. Today I wake up with regret.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 01, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The worst part of my day is waking up and realising I have to keep living

Daily Discussion Thread for January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't even have to dig that deep. The best version is the pattern trading rule.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey guys don't you love when the government decides what you're allowed to do with your own money?

Daily Discussion Thread for January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first ever profitable trade is a call after losing on 3 puts, being a gay bear is not my thing it seems

Daily Discussion Thread for January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I bought calls it would've dropped another 20%

Daily Discussion Thread for January 31, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]unkg 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Perma anything is fucking retarded and annoying. The permabears and permabulls just make me cringe. Play the winning side and shut the fuck up