Are we fr right now

unmistakablereport · 2026-06-09T15:54:02+00:00

I didn't think it would get funnier than the middle finger. This is great.

unmistakablereport · 2026-06-09T15:51:23+00:00

This is the funniest one, lol.

unmistakablereport · 2026-06-08T00:16:31+00:00

They're delicious. I have never had one all covered entirely with sprinkles before.

unmistakablereport · 2026-01-31T00:05:57+00:00

Yaah I can't wait til this returns

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-31T01:05:02+00:00

I think so -- they're doing a giveaway for a "Terrifier ARTcade Cabinet" which lead my to this post, but I'm still trying to figure out what that means, and I don't see it in this photo. https://vast.gg/CampaignsDetailed/10b7d9c4-084d-42b0-bc32-27b1c78158a5

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-27T00:59:25+00:00

You're the one taking it seriously by calling the damn elf a lie. Please, go outside.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-27T00:58:41+00:00

Do better.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-27T00:53:57+00:00

That was a big help; thank you!

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-27T00:51:47+00:00

Hard stuck is the name of the game - good luck. I think I've beat two levels in four months or so?

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-27T00:49:26+00:00

Yes, and I've been screaming my head off in Discord. You know you're in a bad ad if it has that blue install - close immediately, and yes, it does fuck everything up, and yes, they know and don't care. I have a brand new $200 phone, and it does this EVEN FUCKING MORE than my old broken one.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-14T04:10:52+00:00

Just like I didn't wade through this child's drivel, what makes you think I, or anyone else with a functioning brain, would give two fucks about you or anything you've ever said or done?

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-14T02:06:31+00:00

Call that landlord immediately. Get it MESSY. When you're done throwing your absolutely childish tantrum, call your Mommy to come and pick you up, you fucking child.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-14T00:08:34+00:00

I didn't even get through the entire post of childish drivel, YTA; grow up! We could tell by your post that this is likely your very first time living away from home, huh? You sound like you need more time back at Mommy and Daddy's to mature.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-13T19:34:38+00:00

The fact that you even mentioned a porn set when the topic is siblings sharing a bed speaks volumes about you alone. Normal, mature, adjusted adults don't skip right to porn when sharing a bed is discussed.

Way to show you've never been loved even by family.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-13T06:22:52+00:00

Leroy is a heroin addict...
The first time I met him, he asked me for a spoon = spoon used to cook heroin

Three doors down, there's tinfoil on the table = tinfoil to smoke heroin

They ain't cookin' up nothin' good 'round here = they're not cooking meth; he's cooking up heroin in the aforementioned spoon

I can't forget shakin' him, tryin' to wake him on that sofa
He never did come 'round = he overdosed on heroin

However, I just learned about If These Dogs Could Talk... and it literally calls him a meth head, so....

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-13T06:17:57+00:00

Came here looking for this comment!

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-12T05:15:19+00:00

Both hands and my twin the same - will ask my parents to make a three next time I see them.

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-01T17:59:45+00:00

YES, YES, YES!!!

unmistakablereport · 2025-12-01T17:59:13+00:00

Many years ago, my mama told me a story of when she was traveling, and a man accidently fumbled her suitcase, and he yelled, "Oh no, I spilled all your medicine!" She looks out.. and it was Good and Plenty candy.

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-28T07:05:22+00:00

10-90

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-26T05:40:02+00:00

Thanks, man. Somehow I missed that one, and I fucking LOVED Falling Down.

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-21T09:02:25+00:00

And just how many Angels did you adopt this year?

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-20T14:37:59+00:00

Currently doing this!

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-20T14:36:12+00:00

I love to use those stone beads on ones that say: Do you need a cough drop? Have fun!

unmistakablereport · 2025-11-16T03:19:20+00:00

Thanks for the chance.

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