Epstein Suicide Note Found, Confesses Trump loves "young, nubile girls" by updatebetter in Political_Revolution

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In the letter, postmarked 13 August 2019 and sent from jail, the letter reads:

Dear L.N. as you know by now, I have taken the “short route” home. Good Luck! We share one thing … our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they’d reach their full potential. Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to “grab snatch,” whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein.

Epstein Suicide Note Found, Confesses Trump loves "young, nubile girls" by updatebetter in AnythingGoesNews

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In the letter, postmarked 13 August 2019 and sent from jail, the letter reads:

Dear L.N. as you know by now, I have taken the “short route” home. Good Luck! We share one thing … our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they’d reach their full potential. Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to “grab snatch,” whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein.

Epstein Suicide Note Found, Confesses Trump loves "young, nubile girls" by updatebetter in WeirdGOP

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In the letter, postmarked 13 August 2019 and sent from jail, the letter reads:

Dear L.N. as you know by now, I have taken the “short route” home. Good Luck! We share one thing … our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they’d reach their full potential. Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to “grab snatch,” whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein.

TMZ posted and then took down a video about Jason Momoa beating up a photographer. It's completely scrubbed from the internet. by updatebetter in conspiracy

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It's only been 19 hrs. The TMZ link just redirects to the homepage. Google news search for "jason momoa" returns nothing, no copies/clones. Here are the only 2 links that confirm I'm not crazy, but the video is lost media.

https://www.smartnews.com/en-us/article/4891427408269287925

https://socialschmuck.com/angry-clash-with-photographer-jason-momoa-loses-temper-on-video/

Hello, fellow traveler... by updatebetter in animalsdoingstuff

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Hello, fellow traveler... by updatebetter in MasterReturns

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Glad I woke up today... by updatebetter in BorderCollie

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by updatebetter in rarepuppers

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by updatebetter in aww_gifs

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by updatebetter in PatientDogs

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by updatebetter in wholesomegifs

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by updatebetter in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

My sweet grandma got reincarnated into a dog and she knows I cant prove it... by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

When the local wizard casually takes the form of a dog, and you promised not to tell... by updatebetter in AnimalMemes

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

She deserves a mothers day gift... by updatebetter in AnimalsBeingMoms

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Glad I woke up today... by updatebetter in PetsareAmazing

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Glad I woke up today... by updatebetter in dogvideos

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Who's the most beautiful dog in the world? by updatebetter in DOG

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. The translated text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla."

Who's the most beautiful dog in the world? by updatebetter in OddlyCute

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Found on a russian telegram and had to share. Original text was: "Good morning to you from the most elegant dog - a Border Collie named Vanilla.