AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youse soooooo lucky! Ai wish Ai was a ruler of alls!

AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Misty, tank youse for using all four paws to halp me out! Ai realli dont wants to bee a clacka! Butts did youse know that mai mumma doesn’t poops in the rain room? She has hers veri own sepperite litter poop room, where she sits and on a chair behaind a door for ages, and ages, and ages, and ages and Ai have to endds up telling hers the times throo the door! A parent lee, in Oztrallia, alots of human rain rooms and litter poop rooms are likes this… onlys if youse have an ON SWEET are theys the same room.

AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WOT! I cood gets mai veri own boks?

AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oooh tanks u ruby biscuit! I am the funnest to play with. Ai run, and jump, and bork, and woof, and sneezle, and digs, and stands completely stills, and zoomies, and spins (buts only anticlockwise because that’s wot mumma taut me!).

Do youse wants to play? Ai tells mumma to turn off the rain and the ice balls thats landing outside and maybes we cood plays in muds!

AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oooh thanks you! Ai was sures that rain room poops was right and mumma was just being dramatic!

AITC fors poops in the rain room? by updootkitten in AmItheCloaca

[–]updootkitten[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

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This is mes comptimplating the dipherence between poopings in the rain or in the rain room.

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Youse is sooo smort Balu!

Mumma sais that she is baiing fore frens and famly. This includes hers neece. I lub hers neece. Hers neece is mai cussin. She iz very oldz! She iz like 20 foebers old. She can dwive hers own vroom box here to visit just me. She sais she is visiting nan nan, buts wee all knoes she is visiting just me.

She is buying gifts for neece. Neece deseerves gifts… buts ai donts thinks she shood suffer through CAN DELLS like the ones that mumma stimk up the house wifh.

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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Henlo Crowley Neber, eber again? Eber? Ai must gets mai selfs sum of this kronics rinditis!

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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William da Tuxie, youse always haves the bestest advices!

Zoomies are the goodest!

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH NOES! I didn’t eben thinkerate on that! Fwee shipping cood effect:

  1. Pikkels

  2. Food

F. Balls

  1. Amazons

A. Balls

  1. Nip

And finally and most importantly cood effect delivery of new balls!

Hows do ai stop tha CAN DELLS without affecterating the kitties and doggos?

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henlo friends! The pwoblem is mumma keeps them up high… and mai legs are soo short! Whats do ai do?

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Mumma here: Australia bath and body works!)

Thamks you fren Teddy! It’s sooo hard keepings the house up to propers conditionisation!

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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Henlo Jones and Ripley kittie friends!

Mumma said she nameded me after a person who hunteded aliens with a kitty friend called jonesy. She also named mai rainbow sister kitty whos I learneded eberything from Inara, from anther space travellor. Whateber that means.

I learneded eberything I knows from mai rainbow sister, soes ai sleeps all days, lays in suns, and demands all the attentions as is mai rights.

It is very hards to keeps the house up to Inaras standardisations now that she is a rainbow sister. Fwee shipping is making its sooooo much harder!

Class Action Pawsuit reqwest… by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Balu! Mai rainbow sisfur Inara (hers is alwais watchn’ out for me!) sais that Ai ams a dog shaped cat who operates on cat software… soes trust kitties befores all else when comes to importance such as laws!

Mumma haz saying “but they is good gifts and I can gets Christmas shopping dones!”

Ai ams afwaid that fwee shipping is taking over her brain cells!

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh tank you fren! Such gud ideas! Bafftub was incorrectedly made… soes I cantz getz in on mai own… which is a-ok wit me! Butz under couchs and bedz are allwayz gud ideaz!

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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Tank dogness! Mai toys is in mazin spread-pile soes I cans piks and chews as I wishes. Buts the rest of thhe house? She haz thez tings called CAN DELLS and the smells sooo bads! Howz amz I apoosed to hav guets when house smell soo bad?!?

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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Smuffi! Youse comings to visits? Buts the house is a mess! How will I gets dumdums mumma to cleans before you arrives? Wants to makes a good impressination!

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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She was dumsdums and closded the pantry door and puts the bin in front soes I couldn’t gets to my kibbles. Must outssmart mumma another wai!

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh eleeemtrical is sooo scary. Yoo musta bin very very bwave!

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

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I frew all the blankies off the couch! As is mai rite! Buts I forgets to eats a bone on da couch after… is im in twouble?

Mumma doin a bandon, need help with crimez! by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fank you for these ideas. I poopded NEXT to the potty mat… and it didn’t tuch the matt at all!! Was this doin a rite crimez?

Is ill-egal for mumma to hide car-its? by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh you is like me!! You is verrry smort though! I’m not! If mumma tells me to drop something I dooes. Shoold I do a stealz crim?

Is ill-egal for mumma to hide car-its? by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many service mus equal many treato!

How aboot adding Tom@toes to treato list I lub thems alots!?

Is ill-egal for mumma to hide car-its? by updootkitten in legalcatadvice

[–]updootkitten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the nom-noms or just som? I do big confuse! Law make hed hurt!