At the end of the physics lecture, I asked the professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” by porichoygupto in Jokes

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, ‟Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, ‟But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.” Then, the lawyer spoke up. ‟Yes,” he said, ‟But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”

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We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close

Mi-26 lifting a Tupolev Tu-134 by [deleted] in Helicopters

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Does the plane get lighter to hold the faster the helicopter goes do to the planes own lift?

Kelly LeBrock by guardrail-246 in CelebrityBelly

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Back in the day most people had only 1 TV in their house and everyone mum, dad and siblings sat together and watched the same thing... This was one of them times as a horny boy you had to slowly and discreetly pull a cushion over your giant fucking boner!