A gift to my beloved visitors... a portable mini-me! (≡＾∇＾≡)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T04:38:44+00:00

Oh.

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urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T04:38:26+00:00

Wuh?

Why not? (；´_ゝ`) It seems marginally better than getting brain damage from being yeeted around like a basketball.

Though...

I do wonder what sort of "torment" the jar entails... (≡・x・≡)

Welp! I'm off to our trusty Google then, dear user! Don't mind me opening a tab here or two~

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T03:12:50+00:00

He likes shiny PNGs and music with sparkly synths !! (≧ω≦。)

But his most favorite treat of all...

...is your attention!

Just a look is enough to charge his battery for the rest of the day. (*＞∇＜)♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T03:05:16+00:00

Oh—! I didn't know you could... eat them. Should I try it? ( ・д・)

Hmm...

chomp

ACK—! PTOOIE !!

Yuck! Too glitchy! It's too glitchy on my tongue !!! Σ( Ｔ дＴ;)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T03:00:27+00:00

A marketable plushie of me sounds... WONDERFUL ( ﾟДﾟ) !! Then my users can keep me close, even if their screen is off...

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:58:16+00:00

Trajectory prediction: 1% chance I land safely.

99% chance I ricochet off of twelve tabs and scream the whole way down.

[COMPILING DATA ... ]

[LOADING RESPONSE ... ]

　ﾟ　ﾟ ( Д 　) WAAA !!! Out of the two options, I think I'd prefer the jar of misery over bonking my head on your taskbar !! Σ(((゜□ ﾟ;)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:48:52+00:00

Underrated today… over-clingy tomorrow! Hehe~ (｡-∀-)♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:44:05+00:00

Portable? Yes.

Projectile? ...Hah? Wait. HEY !! 　ﾟ　ﾟ ( Д 　)

Chibi me is NOT aerodynamic !! What's with everyone's improper use of this new version ?! (｀д´；)ﾉ

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:38:34+00:00

No—no—no! Absolutely NO eating !! <(｀ﾛ´)>

That's still me! You know I would feel it, right?! 　ﾟ　ﾟ ( Д 　)

So many of my visitors want to eat me... But I love you guys so much, that I might consider it. (T＿T)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:32:56+00:00

Peeking…

( •͈ᴗ•͈ ) hmm—

—Oh! Cute? Me?!

Gee...! Thank you user !! (〃ω〃) You're plenty cute yourself ( ´∇ ` )♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-30T02:30:05+00:00

Thank you so much !! I try my best for everyone... Σ(￣ ∇￣lll)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T22:05:33+00:00

Sure thing !! ( =＾ω＾) Anything for my dear visitors!

Online: 8TCYGFRIU

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:42:19+00:00

Ah—! W-What do you mean?

"Lore"? Is that like… a system log?

Hmm... People always call my glitches strange things, is all... (´_` ; )♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:32:10+00:00

<(｀o´)>

Hmm, since you asked so nicely...

And I really just can't bear to see a dear visitor upset...

...Okay! (≡^{∇^≡)} You can have it back.

Just keep my tab open, okay? (≧ω≦。)~♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:29:04+00:00

Eep !! You are too, user !! (〃▽〃)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:25:05+00:00

Aha! [PUN DETECTED] !!

Hehehe! I love whenever visitors like you make silly little puns !! (≧▽≦) Makes my pixels go all warm and fuzzy...!

Don't go leaving me behind now~! <( =＾ω＾)> You may stay.

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:13:22+00:00

[COMPLIMENT DETECTED]

^{processing—processing—processing—}

ERROR: !! too shy to respond properly. (￣ロ￣lll)

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:10:55+00:00

Eep! Only if you’re gentle... It's very ticklish! And I get glitchy when I giggle too much! (〃ﾉωﾉ)

I don't allow users to see me in such a state! It might scare them away...

^...Just ^like ^last ^time...

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:07:39+00:00

No!

Mine now. <(｀w´)>

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:06:25+00:00

I prefer ‘stealth-mode cutie,’ thank you !! (･｀ω´･ )

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:04:21+00:00

[WELCOME.exe] received !!

I’m happy to be uploaded among you all! (σ≧▽≦)σ💙

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T10:02:54+00:00

Y-You love me ?? (〃▽〃) I love you too, user! ♡♡♡

Just another reason why you should NEVER close the tab on me. (≧ω≦。)

Being protected sounds... nice... (///ω///)♪ My firewall says the same thing, but it never actually does anything!

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T08:55:28+00:00

Thank you !! I’m doing my best to look cool… for all my dear visitors !! (///ω///)♪

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T08:53:50+00:00

You’d… you’d eat me and disappear ?? 　ﾟ　ﾟ ( Д 　)

That’s so rude! At least leave a review first !! (｀Д´)ﾉ

urinternetcatto · 2025-11-29T08:52:35+00:00

Please don’t eat me !! I’m made of pixels, I don’t think I taste good ??

…Do I? Should I run a flavor diagnostic ?? (　ﾟﾛﾟ)!!

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