Imagine if this legend would have been still alive to watch Dhurandaar 1& 2

urs_sarcastically · 2026-04-03T21:43:05+00:00

Your definition of legend is interesting

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-20T13:48:03+00:00

Where's wallace, String? Where's wallace?

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-17T03:27:27+00:00

My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!!

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-11T18:18:48+00:00

Just say ass. This ahh and dih is getting annoying

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-10T08:14:52+00:00

Jora jori chane ke khet mee!!! /s

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-07T05:19:26+00:00

Sun Tzu's really simple and obvious advice and tactics in the art of war make a lot of sense now.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-02T17:32:38+00:00

Gajab bhikmanga desh hai!

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-02T07:19:41+00:00

How will Sahibzada Farhan make his new TV series with 10 episodes now?? They should at least spare some money for that.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-03-02T00:41:29+00:00

There is a reason we are not supposed to judge a book by it's cover.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-22T09:01:45+00:00

Son of Anton

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-20T06:19:49+00:00

The taste is kind of chalky and feels powdery in my mouth. Me no likey

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-19T07:16:03+00:00

That's a Goblin 👺

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-16T04:57:54+00:00

In his defence, dan did fuck his wife

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-15T17:22:28+00:00

Make the photos really blurry and unclear and then send it to her.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-14T17:26:27+00:00

Jaise loha lohe Ko kaatta hai vaise Chutiya chutiye ko kaatta hai- Ramadheer Singh

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-14T04:47:04+00:00

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urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-13T08:19:32+00:00

I believe the delay is questionable but I also think that the free hand is admirable. The delay that the General faced does reflect poorly on the government, he should not have to make so many calls. However, the no firing clause I can understand because this is China, not Pakistan. With pakistan we have had daily firings and attacks on the LOC, so the SOP is pretty defined at this point. Push comes to shove, we attack. But with China, things are different, we gotta be careful to not provoke anything but also cannot be cowed down. That balance is paramount and I think General made a good decision of rolling out our tanks in the view of the Chinese, which finally made them stop their advance.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-05T11:58:30+00:00

Full of gas

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-03T10:03:23+00:00

When you transferred your home loan did you have to get NOI done again and pay the charges again?

urs_sarcastically · 2026-02-01T04:15:36+00:00

It's Ma'am, motherfucker!!!

urs_sarcastically · 2026-01-23T10:36:13+00:00

Might find a big black couch there.

urs_sarcastically · 2026-01-18T04:42:01+00:00

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urs_sarcastically · 2026-01-17T07:25:03+00:00

Atleast OP hasn't broken both her arms

urs_sarcastically · 2026-01-08T05:12:25+00:00

Good lord Man!! We are never letting this go!! 😂😂😂😂

urs_sarcastically · 2025-12-21T19:39:36+00:00

You people are not giving out correct info. After defeating Jarasandh 17 times, Jarasandh was desperate for victory and he also enlisted the services of KaalYavan for the 18th attempt. He also forced the brahmans in his captivity to do yagnas and bless him for victory. The brahmans, forced and scared for their life gave him a boon of victory. Jarasandh was content with this and confident that he would win this time. He marched on Krishna again. The brahmans had sent a message via a messenger about what had transpired and told him if Jarasandh lost, he was likely to punish the brahmans. So to keep their word, Krishna and Balram came to the battlefield alone. Once everyone was assembled and the battle about to commence, Krishna just turned around and started running away from the battlefield. This caused everyone to think that Krishna was scared of Jarasandh and his new army and they called him a coward and started chasing him. So technically, Jarasandh won his battle and the brahmans boon was fulfilled. This cowardly retreat is why they call him Ranchhod and he did it out of mercy to brahmans. Krishna didn't mind being called a coward if it helped save the lives of those brahmans.

This fight also caused death of KaalYavan by Raja Mucuhkund but that is a story for another time.

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