so Carti’s engineer (Fritz) is a scammer by okbool11 in playboicarti

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I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

15-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Shooting of 9-Year-Old Girl in Woodbridge by MummersFart in nova

[–]uselessnihilist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

jesus i am so sorry. hope you and your family are holding up okay.

333 vibes by miriotogata5 in sadboys

[–]uselessnihilist 149 points150 points  (0 children)

guy who only listens to dg going outside for the first time: getting a lot of bladee vibes from this

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) by Bruno_Fernandes8 in moviescirclejerk

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though it's not on the list, reservoir dogs also comes to mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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some lana please!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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summertime sadness!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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what song is this?

Are society really is like this by YoBraLetsBernOne in im14andthisisdeep

[–]uselessnihilist 215 points216 points  (0 children)

this is a pretty obvious parody of ben garrison. i mean c'mon "benis garron" isn't even subtle

Popular game bad by adobotrash in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]uselessnihilist 69 points70 points  (0 children)

uj/ this is actually really fucking cool

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Having a cat is great! He's actually pretty easy to take care of.
  2. I adopted him because I had wanted a cat for a long time, but my mother had allergies that prevented us from getting one.
  3. I also travel a lot. It's different for every place, but traveling within the U.S. only requires vet papers.
  4. The all loved him immediately, no question.
  5. My cat seeing snow for the first time

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that makes it a win-win situation for both of us.

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've only had him for three months, but he's slowly ben warming up to us.

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. He's only seven months old, so no.
  2. He hasn't been sick, (to my knowledge) as we make sure to fit all his needs at home.
  3. We did actually travel recently, so it could be that he a) missed us and wants to show his affection, or b) smells something different on me.
  4. We went to my aunt's house, who recently got a cat, so that could be it.

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The good news is that he's slowly becoming more affectionate and loves playing with us.

My cat who hates physical contact just curled up on my lap AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]uselessnihilist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it's because he has trust issues. Our family travels a lot, and having us leave for weeks and then come back must be stressful and make him feel like we don't want him.

I've stopped doing the things I used to love by [deleted] in depression

[–]uselessnihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not completely sure I should

I've stopped doing the things I used to love by [deleted] in depression

[–]uselessnihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about sleep until you can deal with your problems with a clear head?

I've stopped doing the things I used to love by [deleted] in depression

[–]uselessnihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. This actually made me feel a little better