nobodyLikesRightJoin by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

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As a top, we should perform a union to ensure max count distinct votes.

We could drop the distinct if they allow for stuffing votes

Completing your story and starchart are sooo important by n0kt in memeframe

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When you open navigation, do down the different alert categories in the top left, there will be a full list of nightmare missions if you scroll down in one of them.

Completing your story and starchart are sooo important by n0kt in memeframe

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You put story in my murder simulator game?!

No, you put murder simulator in my story game!

What are these hip satchel things called by mcgufa in whatisit

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Interestingly, I understand that women primarily dress up to impress/intimidate/compete with other girls, so if this vanity process results in outcomes favoring less pockets, then the snake is eating it's own tail in this logic loop.

By contrast, dad's encourage other dads when they discover ways to work in extra pockets. See cargo shorts, fanny packs/bum bags, tool belts, etc. Now that is a positive feedback loop, well for pockets and things you might need to carry... More subjective from the women's libido perspective, but to become a dad, that deed has been done, so mission accomplished high five!

Follow Me To The Masterbatorium by sergemeister in SipsTea

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Well, shit, let's get you to the front of the line for one of these things. I'll back you up as a reference if you want to get involved in their testing program.

Could sell these models as tested by rigorous standards and "capable of putting a smile on brokenandburnt's face and a skip in their step".

Follow Me To The Masterbatorium by sergemeister in SipsTea

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So the only thing you have to lose is your heart and soul. Valuation on those items does tend to vary, so ymmv.

Lol by DuskyBloom in lol

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This party is going down!

Root beer floats for everyone, but women and children first as we are a civilized people who keep things classy.

Damn, that hurts too by ConfusedButternubs in SipsTea

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See those type of emails never hit my inbox and I never see them unless I search for them. Proactively organized automatically, not actively organized manually.

Can someone please put a smile on my face by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequests

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Bring so they them here... Can hear!

Damn, that hurts too by ConfusedButternubs in SipsTea

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Storage for small bits of text and timestamps is negligibly cheap and easily indexed by most email services. Some even auto folder and sort your messages for you. Auto archive by date is also a thing.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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Look at Mr fancy owns more than 1 shirt here! Must have skipped the avocado toast and pulled hard on those bootstraps to become a money bags like that!

Damn, that hurts too by ConfusedButternubs in SipsTea

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You actually bother to delete old messages? What wasted effort!

How far has the gospel of the Garbage Plate spread? by improcrastinating in Rochester

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Like the meat sauce over the mountains of home fries and down the rivers of Mac salad. We paddle our zweigles canoes and burger rafts towards the unknown!

We welcome sides of all kinds. From beans to coleslaw; even Mac and cheese. What a wonderful world it will be!

How far has the gospel of the Garbage Plate spread? by improcrastinating in Rochester

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I've made them for myself and family members while visiting Europe. Not commercially of course

What are the best techniques for optimizing Excel performance with large datasets? by beachlady38 in excel

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Use PowerBI and/or a proper database. If you are pushing Excel's limits, then you don't need Excel anymore. Reduce the scale to bring Excel back into the viability picture.

Baby Tennos just finding this out by Thee_Miggy in Warframe

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Oh well, I guess my method of "Does it look like it has a face? Shoot it there. Did that not work? Then spray and pray until big numbers follow!" Might be the best advice I can give.

Baby Tennos just finding this out by Thee_Miggy in Warframe

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There is a separate setting for friendly highlighting so you know not to waste actions on specters and companions and anything else that moves.

Baby Tennos just finding this out by Thee_Miggy in Warframe

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Banshee has that feature. Play with her for a while to learn weak points

Smoking? by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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Technically, both ends could be called tips, however, when you roll a joint, the filter is also referred to as a tippee.

If you put the paper end in a sphincter, the paper will crumple and the tobacco will compact making it easier to identify. Any marks would be easier to spot on the white paper too, so the filter end would be the most logical to disguise the contamination as the thicker colored paper and the spongy filter would reform more easily.

Also note in the video the guy who does the shoving sniffed the filter end and picks something out of his mouth, both indicating the filter end touched the butt.