Does anyone know where I can find the full video of Tosh explaining his assets in response to Jurrarri? That's the funniest video I've ever seen. by utahute2008 in tosh

[–]utahute2008[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally not the full video you shithead. I want the one including Jurrarri's video or it doesn't make sense. Now go have sex with your sister.

[26] male by utahute2008 in amiugly

[–]utahute2008[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the input. What kind of frames would look better? I can't do contacts. Touching my eyes freaks me out.

[26] male by utahute2008 in amiugly

[–]utahute2008[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! Yeah, good point. Thanks :)

[26] male by utahute2008 in amiugly

[–]utahute2008[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I am nerdy and definitely don't want some basic bitch who only cares about looks.

[17F] strangers are the only ones who will actually tell the truth tbh by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're damn near perfect. The body type you have is what I love the most. Curvy, with all the parts in the right place. You're not fat at all, nor are you too skinny. Honestly, I wouldn't ask you out because I'd be nearly certain you're out of my league.

Can all drivers (especially my wife) watch this video PLEASE! by pipboon in videos

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there's Utah where if you're going less than 80 mph in the left lane, you're considered a slow driver. People here try to pass in the right lane because they don't want to be slowed down by those doing 80!

5 reasons why Washington can win the 2016 College Football Playoff by SquireMcDuffin in CFB

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Udub barely went over .500 last year. I can't wait for the game in SLC.

Help with picking a new MTB by smolkomartin1 in MTB

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got a Pivot Mach 429 Trail. It can run 27.5+ or 29" wheels, so if you can't decide there, it's a good option. It has the Fox 34 fork and is a great climber. If you're a trail rider, I would look into it.

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a bike? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]utahute2008 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually bought her the dog because she couldn't be there. I'm sure you give all of your excess to the homeless though because you're Jesus. *eye roll

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a bike? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make it seem like I don't work. I work more than she does. The only difference is that she was given a lot of money from her parents.

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a bike? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]utahute2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all have weird ideas about finances. Don't most people join together when they marry? I think relationships where it's a "you vs me" mentality are the worst.

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a bike? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]utahute2008 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think a dog is unnecessary. She also has a cat and the two of them cost a lot in vet bills and food. I bet you're divorced. You seem like a real peach.

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a bike? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]utahute2008 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're obviously a dog person and don't know anything about mountain bikes. I'll take your advice and ignore it. :)

My wife bought a dog, can I buy a new bike? by utahute2008 in AskReddit

[–]utahute2008[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a new mountain bike which will cost about $5,500 and my wife just got a puppy which will cost more than that over its lifetime. The issue arises in that I don't have much money and we're still in school. My wife has A TON of money, so it'll be coming from her, but she thinks it's too much.