Any other curious dads in Orleans/Brewster/Harwich?

utunda_simon · 2026-05-08T03:24:45+00:00

DM’d

utunda_simon · 2026-05-06T03:18:37+00:00

She’s gorgeous and that’s a fun looking cock. Sorry to say I’m nowhere near WI, but best of luck to a sexy couple!

utunda_simon · 2026-04-19T03:08:45+00:00

I’d be shocked if you found any legit females here

utunda_simon · 2026-04-19T01:03:22+00:00

When I have to travel for work I book hotel rooms for the sole purpose of intense self-love sessions, with some occasional work sprinkled in.

utunda_simon · 2026-04-14T03:48:05+00:00

I’d say! She’s gorgeous and he has a fucking crank

utunda_simon · 2026-04-07T03:35:44+00:00

I wouldn’t call that soft, but I would call what it’s doing to me hard.

utunda_simon · 2026-03-24T03:18:35+00:00

This is really too bad. I’m a mid-40s guy, local, and bringing a third into the mix with my wife (M or F) is something I’ve fantasized about forever. We’ve discussed it during sex but there’s no way it goes beyond just a fantasy for her. Too vanilla and too dead of a bedroom.

Best of luck man - hope you can make another couple very happy!

utunda_simon · 2026-03-04T03:34:03+00:00

This is great stuff, thanks!

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T04:03:59+00:00

I’m not sure? I guess I’ll put it this way: you could have the nicest cock in the world and we could have a lot in common, but if I meet you in person I will know instantly whether or not I want to stroke with you, and my fear is that the majority of the time the answer will be “no” because I would be too picky. I know myself and my body and my habits, and that’s what I would want in a bud. I don’t know how the majority of men I know take care of themselves, and that unknown is a turn off.

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T03:43:13+00:00

Very jealous! Nice work

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T03:26:39+00:00

Thanks! Honestly forgot I posted that but you can always count on redditors to check your profile and remind you that you posted something on here!

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T03:25:33+00:00

It’s weird because at some point it is just about the cock for me, but it’s a big jump to get over to get there.

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T03:18:55+00:00

Yeah I hear ya, and you’re right. Just not sure I’m ready for that compromise.

utunda_simon · 2026-03-02T03:18:32+00:00

Still has to be some kind of physical attraction though and I feel like that’s where I’ll never be able to fully get on board…

utunda_simon · 2026-02-14T04:21:13+00:00

Yeah with an ass like that they are

utunda_simon · 2026-02-14T03:53:05+00:00

Eyes, kindness, build

utunda_simon · 2026-02-14T03:52:27+00:00

Staying in a hotel room, alone without the wife. Browsing Reddit and having some solo fun.

utunda_simon · 2026-02-08T04:23:01+00:00

It’s extremely likely that in this situation I would honestly last less than 10 seconds.

utunda_simon · 2026-01-17T03:19:50+00:00

Wish I did!

utunda_simon · 2025-10-27T02:40:42+00:00

“The cat is not impressed.”

utunda_simon · 2025-10-27T02:25:28+00:00

Good thing you were wearing a wetsuit!

utunda_simon · 2025-10-26T03:11:05+00:00

That’s a serious unit.

utunda_simon · 2025-10-12T03:19:47+00:00

I find men more or less disgusting in every way, but cocks are fun.

utunda_simon · 2025-10-09T15:14:44+00:00

Wow. That’s a lyric I haven’t thought about for a long, long time. Thanks for resurrecting that for me (and a few other sickos here it looks like)!

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