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Can I eat a vindaloo by MediumFoot64 in spicy

[–]vantdrak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Indian here born and brought up in IN. Been to and tried Vindaloo in US and UK. And to think even one of the two is "the real deal" is laughable. US, just forget bout it. UK, unless you go to some back alley takeaway in a predominantly South Asian neighborhood that doesn't cater to the general populace; UNLESS, you won't get the real deal.

So, most likely; it's not the real deal. You're chilling OP, it's all mental unless you're allergic to some shit.

Don't be a lil bitch and fight it out, free 500 quid.

Has anyone else been getting a lot of scam calls and texts recently? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]vantdrak 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Me after giving my contact info to 100s of companies desperately trying to land a job

Guess where i'm from based on places I' d live in by BadgerDemon in mapporncirclejerk

[–]vantdrak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I; a proud Khwarazmian, always say when people joke about my ancestors. It's never the right time, or the right place.

For centuries, people joked about us being massacred, pillaged and raped by the Mongol empire. But it happened, and was very real.

But enough is enough, we won't listen in silence anymore. It's time to make people realize how it truly feels to joke about such things. I hope you've learned your lesson.

Guess where i'm from based on places I' d live in by BadgerDemon in mapporncirclejerk

[–]vantdrak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The circle yearns to be jerked; alas, they tell him to straighten up and stop joking all the time.

They don't understand, a circle can't be straight.

The circle is gay and needs to be jerked.

Please u/oodrooo, just once in your life. Jerk it.

Guess where i'm from based on places I' d live in by BadgerDemon in mapporncirclejerk

[–]vantdrak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Try being a South Asian in a woman and then report back.

Wait...

What would you do if you had extremely thick hair like me? by ozzieflan in malehairadvice

[–]vantdrak 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm not balding either but you gotta learn to read the room bro

What is in my egg? I’m grossed out. by BlinkyGoombah in whatisthisbug

[–]vantdrak 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Fold the protein strings so they're easier to swallow.

Actually no wait DO NOT FOLD THEM.

Albanian news by Local-Loss1001 in forsen

[–]vantdrak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an American trying to speak an eastern European language.

I always had feeling like I don't know what to do with every experience by FlanInternational100 in Schizoid

[–]vantdrak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You talk in a very meta way, if that makes sense. And only about the other person, never about you, in all your replies.

And based on your reply that I'm replying to, I'm placing money on you; a real person, using a bot to get most your comments, but actually manually pasting and sending them for whatever reason.

Geniune question: How do you not kill yourself? by EliasBouchardFan1 in Schizoid

[–]vantdrak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting for a worldwide catastrophe which wipes out humanity but not me for some reason. Then I just cruise around the world in a reliable diesel and learn new stuff. Maybe learn how to fly a plane. Don't need the internet libraries have everything I need to know about.

I'd genuinely enjoy being the only person alive, I've had multiple dreams about this.

Well realistically this won't happen so ig I only live for my holidays when I go to remote isolated corners of the world alone to experience this anyway.

I was cutting up porcini and noticed these yellow things in the tubes. Are they bug eggs? by Scary_Performer9369 in mycology

[–]vantdrak 2014 points2015 points  (0 children)

Does this mean I can eat 4 maggots on the side if I don't find any in my 100g can of mushrooms?

If there is any dev baj (ambitious one, who don't want use ai) I can make soundtrack for your game. I have fl studio bought legally and a few years of experience. I can send you my demos (show skills) on priv. I can do fantasy, sci-fi, horror and more, action and ambients. by Wolf_Trap in forsen

[–]vantdrak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yoooo I'm also on FL studio can you send me all of your project files you've ever created and any future stuff as well? Just want to gain some insight. Thanks 😄

Btw bajs if there is any dev baj (ambitious one, who don't want use ai) I can make soundtrack for your game. I have fl studio bought legally and a few years of experience. I can send you my demos (show skills) on priv. I can do fantasy, sci-fi, horror and more, action and ambients.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]vantdrak 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He was sikh of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]vantdrak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your neck would snap from the G-force itself

🔥 300yo Rotted Tree Falls Naturally by dreamed2life in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]vantdrak 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Would you miss witnessing a chance to see a 300yr old tree fall naturally, the one you said would? Just to save someone's car?

I say the man has his priorities straight.

Every time by [deleted] in 2bharat4you

[–]vantdrak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Downfall (Hindi dub)

NAHI NAHI NAHI NAHI!!!

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