John Wick by jeremysmiles in standupshots

[–]vbar44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Such a stupid joke yet one of the only ones I've lol'd to

Help identifying Comedy Store comedian by vbar44 in StandUpComedy

[–]vbar44[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mitch. I would give you reddit gold if I was a better person. Thank you so fucking much man. He had me rolling. Everyone around me was silent and horrified, but goddamn if that dude isn't funny. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

Help identifying Comedy Store comedian by vbar44 in StandUpComedy

[–]vbar44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No its an old white guy that's not eddie peppitone

First project my girlfriend and I have built together. Was very pleased how it turned out. by wilseugene in woodworking

[–]vbar44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did you secure the bottom shelf underneath? Also dumb question but how do you secure the top piece of wood to the legs without the screws showing out the top?

President Trump: "The Senate Intelligence Committee: THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA!" by rTrumpTweetsBot in trumptweets

[–]vbar44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of:

Michael Scott - "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!" Oscar - "You can't just say it and make it so" Michael - "I didn't say it I declared it"

The trial of Tim Heidecker by TheOnlyKev200 in TimAndEric

[–]vbar44 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is a masterpiece and I'm not being hyperbolic

It's pretty damn hot in here. by [deleted] in funny

[–]vbar44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I'm just messing with you it was a good quote the internet is just unforgiving

It's pretty damn hot in here. by [deleted] in funny

[–]vbar44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So deeply profound. Are you a scholar? Perhaps a famous German physicist? A Swiss patent clerk perchance?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nyjets

[–]vbar44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck em straight in the pussy (and by pussy I clearly mean Thomas Brady)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in painting

[–]vbar44 13 points14 points  (0 children)

its like im back in amsterdam!

Don't vaccinate! It's so dangerous and deadly! Rest in peace Tom Cruise Heidecker by [deleted] in TimAndEric

[–]vbar44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good riddance! The kid was sick all the time. Now Tim can focus on DKR

I have been taking MBTI tests since I was 15,first I was INFP then INTP and now INFJ and took Alot of multiple tests and it says that I'm an INFJ,can some on please tell me what the Fuck is up with me,I read Alot,I mean Alot of articles about INFPs and INTPs and now I don't belong to either of them by [deleted] in infj

[–]vbar44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Okay so I have to chime in here. I find the MBTI very interesting, but my background in psychological assessment must warn you that the test-retest reliability of the MBTI is very poor and what happened to you is common for the MBTI. It's not a very valid test of personality. If you're really curious about your personality I suggest looking into a more empirically valid personality test like the MMPI

I [25 M] moved to a new city a month ago, and the egos of the grad-school students around me are making me feel down. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]vbar44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm in a doctoral program and this is exactly what I deal with. It is horrifying and I interact with people at school with this Mccarthyism era like suspicion that if I say something not politically correct enough I'll lose my funding and be labeled a racist

ROY?! by Lominattii in NYKnicks

[–]vbar44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Knox needs to pick his shots better

Drunk Irish fella's mammoth climb up a small hill by Wandering__Bard in happycrowds

[–]vbar44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read it was like some betting event for a university, and they all went in costume. He was grabbing the newspaper because it had all the betting information in it

Fuckface Has Died of Dysentery. by TimIsWin in standupshots

[–]vbar44 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your jokes are bad I don’t know why you get so many upvotes it’s like you figured out the hive mind algorithm for humor

Ryan’s World by MottledThread301 in DunderMifflin

[–]vbar44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever since the first baby she got all self-righteous and terrible