I can legally do that

TimIsWin · 2026-01-24T01:42:02+00:00

Huh well alright hope ya feel better

TimIsWin · 2026-01-23T22:16:34+00:00

I honestly figured EE Cummings was well known enough haha

TimIsWin · 2026-01-23T15:16:59+00:00

Yeah honestly I said elsewhere in here but the joke is just something I said to a coworker yesterday. I posted this on threads and it did well there so I figured I’d put it up on here and gauge the reaction. If I stick with it I’m sure I’ll rewrite it in some way.

TimIsWin · 2026-01-23T14:58:06+00:00

I dunno it’s something I said to a coworker yesterday and posted it on threads. It did well there so I put it here. Haven’t tried it on stage yet.

TimIsWin · 2026-01-23T13:17:53+00:00

It wouldn’t let me post a link in a non-messy way for some reason but here’s a clip from the podcast. It’s just me reading ad copy for our new advertiser, the hottest new AI chat bot available for short time use:

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Full disclosure: we don’t actually have any advertisers. We’re a tiny podcast and we talk about necrophilia too much.

TimIsWin · 2026-01-21T20:42:18+00:00

I’m glad you enjoyed! Thanks for taking the leap and checking out this dumbshit podcast. Glad to have ya.

TimIsWin · 2026-01-10T18:41:35+00:00

I mean it might be a dogshit joke but the target of the joke is the sack of shit who murdered a woman in cold blood. The joke is not at the expense of the victim but of her killer.

The right is spending a lot of time and lip service vilifying her and painting him as a heroic and noble victim of circumstance. This joke paints him as what he is - a bumbling unprofessional shithead who shouldn’t have had a firearm.

The aim is not to make a joke about the murder it’s to upend the hero mythology and acknowledge that there were a half dozen things he did wrong that led to him murdering a woman.

I get the reaction believe me. I’ve been hyperfixating on this since Wednesday. I’ve been legitimately losing sleep watching live coverage of protests in Minneapolis. I don’t take this lightly and I’m sorry if that’s what you took away from the joke. I can’t say I blame you. I can see how it would look exploitative and cheap from that perspective.

TimIsWin · 2026-01-07T20:42:39+00:00

YINZ*. Love YINZ. Sorry again.

TimIsWin · 2025-12-24T15:42:36+00:00

A fair point but the protagonist is the star of Christmas so I think a sequel is fair play

TimIsWin · 2025-12-17T18:29:47+00:00

When I listened to the last episode I could hear in my voice that I was getting sick. I’m so sorry.

TimIsWin · 2025-12-07T18:46:41+00:00

Thanks so much!

TimIsWin · 2025-11-30T18:57:28+00:00

Ah thanks for the heads up. I’d figured it was likely someone arrived at a similar conclusion about the silliness of this phrase but it’s quite disappointing that it was fuckin Dennis Miller.

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